Over a year ago, I wrote about the disgraceful actions of the police in framing, intimidating and harassing a Donegal businessman, Frank McBrearty. Read about it here should you feel inclined.
Well, today, Frank McBrearty and his wife, Rosalind, settled their personal action against the State for €3 Million. This is on top of [...]
Last night, I went to bed early because I was tired. I wanted a full night’s sleep. I made myself a mug of hot sweet tea and a plate of buttery toast, and I went to bed. It was a good plan, and if only I had followed through with it, I would [...]
Perth, Western Australia — Luana De Faveri was fined 1,000 Australian dollars after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act. Luana, a barmaid in the town of Peel, used to squash beer cans with her titties and entertained customers by hanging spoons off her nipples.
The beer-can-smashing was fairly easy, it [...]
The Cap’n is back after a brief hiatus, and he’s full of piss and vinegar.
His latest post reminded me I was going write about our twat of a Prime Minister, who accepted a pay rise nearly as much as the entire annual salary of a staff nurse. The rise, I mean. On its [...]
The big night approaches fast, but I’m on it.
I’ve stockpiled large quantities of goodies to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters when they knock on my door, though I haven’t yet had a chance to add the drugs to them. I’m hoping Bullet will give me a hand tomorrow to lace the sweets with [...]
I bumped into Mainstream Mediaman today as I passed my local pub. He held a small hip-flask to his ear and shook his head while muttering low curses.
Ah, he shouted. Bock, me old pal. Evil Bock Slams Lesbian-Priest-Romp Perverts!
Oh Jesus, MMM, I groaned, have you been at another Official Opening?
Crooked Bastard in 38K Pay-Rise Disgrace, [...]
I see Delhi is overrun by hordes of crazed, homicidal rhesus macaque monkeys. The other day, they attacked Delhi’s deputy mayor, SS Bajwa, who suffered fatal head injuries when he fell off a balcony trying to escape from them.
The Delhi authorities have even tried to use bigger, tougher monkeys to scare them off, and it [...]
I have two small dogs: Satan and Dermot.
Satan is a Jack Russell, highly intelligent, faithful and brave, with the heart of a lion. Satan is clean and never, ever dirties the house. This is a good thing in a dog. On the downside, Satan is a psychopath, willing to attack any living [...]
I bumped into Mr Darwin this evening in a bar, of all places.
He demanded to know what the opposite of “Phallic” was, though I suspect he didn’t mean the opposite. I suspect he wanted the alternative.
Either way, I didn’t know the opposite to “Phallic” so I suggested “Phannic”, but that’s probably wrong.
Any ideas?
Feeling guilty [...]
