Did you watch the Ireland-Cyprus soccer match tonight?
Words fail me, and that’s not something you’ll see happening very often.
Don’t get me wrong: I knew it would be bad. You’d need to have no eyes, no ears, no fingers, toes, tongue or nose to have any hope that Delaney’s Donkeys would be anything other than awful, but tonight I think they truly surpassed themselves as the worst international soccer team the world has ever produced.
And of course, let’s not forget the FAI. The most useless, self-serving, incompetent and corrupt football association that ever existed outside of (maybe) Burma. The worst, most venal, visionless collection of fat gobshites ever to fatally stretch the seams on a blazer. A crowd of soup-slurpers with no skills except a loud voice and an inability to read words of more than three letters.
I have never seen an Irish team booed off the field like that, and I have never condoned such behaviour by the spectators, until tonight. They were a disgrace. Their manager, Steve Staunton, is a disgrace and should go now.
Delaney, the gobshite, shouldn’t resign. He should impale himself on something blunt and do us all a favour.
The rest of the FAI fools should be lined up against a wall and then, the entire pile of shit that is the FAI organisation should be dismantled, turd by turd, and loaded into shotguns.
As the old people used to say: they should be shot with shit, so they’d be dead and dirty.