This is the same man who sang about dancing on Thatcher’s grave, right? And the Clintons’ daughter’s name is Chelsea, right?
“Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that hes going to fix
“She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But theres no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, shes last years model
They call her natasha when she looks like elsie
I dont want to go to chelsea”
Why? Why would you do this? I know it’s not the money. Why Elvis, why? Oh the horror. The horror of it all. Tell me your drinking again and I’ll forgive you.
November 5th, 2007
She’s showing some discriminating musical taste at least though. If it were Guiliani, he’d prolly have had Britney
November 6th, 2007
Only if our Declan dies of a mysterious barbiturate overdose sometime in 2009
November 6th, 2007
And maybe Elton will write a song about him. Elvis was in the nude!
Sam, didn’t Hillary marry a musician of some quality? I thought Bill was a mean sax player.
November 6th, 2007
or is she having an affair with him? (but yeah, it is creepy)
November 6th, 2007
As Bill Hicks said he’s “off the artistic register”……I’m so utterly disappointed…..
November 6th, 2007
This is the same man who sang about dancing on Thatcher’s grave, right? And the Clintons’ daughter’s name is Chelsea, right?
“Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that hes going to fix
“She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But theres no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, shes last years model
They call her natasha when she looks like elsie
I dont want to go to chelsea”
November 6th, 2007
“I’ll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down”, is what he said.
November 6th, 2007
That’d be it…
November 6th, 2007
If I were his wife I’d be pissed.
November 7th, 2007
Yeah. So would I.
November 10th, 2007
Why? Why would you do this? I know it’s not the money. Why Elvis, why? Oh the horror. The horror of it all. Tell me your drinking again and I’ll forgive you.
November 20th, 2007
As much as I’d like to see a woman president, I don’t trust Hillary as far as I can throw her.
November 20th, 2007
Absolutely. Stick with the neocons. You know you can trust them to do the right thing.