Eh. What?
They lost a couple of disks containing the names, addresses, social security numbers, dates of birth and bank-account details of twenty-five million people? And they don’t know if these disks have fallen into the hands of a criminal gang or if they’re just lost down the back of somebody’s armchair.
Run that by [...]
Oh God, here we go. It begins.
I was wandering around the supermarket this evening, idly seeking cheap crap to boil up for Bullet’s slop dinner, when it finally wormed its way into my brain, this awful fucking song they’re playing in the shop, this harbinger of a whole fucking month of awful songs.
What’s this? [...]
We learn of this ludicrous story from Georgiasam.
It concerns a gentleman in Scotland who was caught by cleaners —IN PRIVATE!! — attempting to have sex with his bicycle. This fellow lived in a hostel, and apparently had brought the bike back to his room for a little consensual canoodling, but it seems the cleaners [...]
The phone rang. It was d’Arcy-Einbahnstrasse.
Quick, he panted. I need to know what ten people you hate the most.
I thought I could barely detect the sound of a helicopter, and perhaps the thunderous roar of a gigantic waterfall.
Ten? And how the hell do you suggest I might keep it down to ten?
Oh, he [...]
I got up at about eleven, had a quick vomit, swallowed eight of the RED pills and fourteen of the BLUE pills, drank the BLACK liquid as directed and the tremors pretty much stopped. Every day’s a good day when you feel that bouncy.
With my energy renewed, I climbed into the attic and snagged [...]
(Pic from Knudsen )
Children currently sentenced to death under Islamic law.
IRAN (80)
Girls (3):
Delara Darabi, 17
Nazbibi Ateshbejan, 16
Soghra Najafpour, (Sentenced at 13 — now 31, in hiding)
Boys (77):
Abbass Hosseini, 17
Abdolkhaleq Rakhshani
Ahmad Jabari, 15
Ahmad Nourzahi, 12
Akoo Hosseini
Ali Alijan, 17
Ali Mahin Torabi, 16
Ali Norumohammadi, 16
Ali Shabehzadeh, 17
Alireza Movassili Roudi, 16
Amir Calehchaleh, 17
Asghar, 16
Behador Khaleqi, 16
Behnam Zare, 15
Beniamin Rasouli, [...]
The guys at Digout Day have a suggestion.
As you know, Bertie Ahern, in defending his enormous pay-rise, remarked that other world leaders don’t have to pay for so much as a cup of tea.
So the idea is this: send Bertie a tea-bag.
His address is: St. Luke’s, 161 Lower Drumcondra Road, Dublin 9
If 38,000 of us [...]
You might remember something about this here and here.
The University of Limerick has built a beautiful footbridge on the River Shannon, designed by Wilkinson Eyre Architects and constructed by Eiffel (yes, that Eiffel). It wanders over the river, among the tiny islands, undulating in the breeze and it flexes in sympathy with those who choose [...]
I was going to say what a miserable creeping jesus Bertie Ahern is.
I was going to ask you how such a ridiculous, illiterate fucking lumpenprole could get elected to lead the government of this country.
I was going to plead with you to open your eyes and look. Just look at the thing you’ve elected: [...]
Blood, Flour and Pity Pie
Sam – Problem-Child-BrideOne of the sparkliest writers in the blogosphere
Yet Another Complete Non-Meeting of Minds
Perry deHavillandIslamic savagery. This will anger you
Justice Depends …
Cap’n Purplehead
How two fat lazy Irish cops treated him when he was robbed.
Clothes Maketh The Woman
Hangar Queen
Transgendering Devin meets prejudice with humour, stoicism and a concealed 9mm Glock.
LDS [...]
