So Dublin Bus is going to have a bit of a wobble? National fucking news! Front page of the papers. Headlines on the telly. Do you know something? I couldn't [...]

All I can say is Shit! And Shit!!

Murray was a distant and rather slow lad who arrived into our fourth class. We were nine. He wore a black, cut-down suit. His shaven head always hung down, and [...]

This is my favourite Roger McGough poem: "It's like hitting your head against a brick wall," said Brother Ryan, as he hit my head against a brick wall.

The Ace Internet Marketing story turns out to be bigger than we thought. You'll probably recall these people stealing material from Mulley and republishing it on their own commercial site. [...]

More from Tom Lehrer. I'll force you to like him if it kills me. Or you. Whichever.

I hired a stripper for the whole weekend. Surprisingly inexpensive, but very tiring. Right now, I'm taking a bit of a break from the stripper, and instead I'm enjoying a [...]

I see Liam Greenslade finally succumbed to the inevitability of life and reawakened his excellent site. Now, Liam is one of those people who can actually write properly, which isn't [...]

Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy?

Out of curiosity, I had a look at the Technorati ranking of Ace Internet Marketing. You remember them, don't you? The Search Engine Optimisation specialists? The people who can show [...]