Comments on: Riding a Bike

By: Hill

Hill — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:33:03 +0000

Hey, whatever it takes to get your groove on.

If it takes some *ahem* bicycle lovin’, so be it.

By: Bock

Bock — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:03:45 +0000

He might once have had an unfulfilling experience with a bike.

By: Rhebogue Ranter

Rhebogue Ranter — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:59:28 +0000

They say you never forget how to ride a bike, Maybe he just forget.

By: snookertony

snookertony — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:30:32 +0000

As regards the man caught having sex with the pavement it turns out to be a misunderstanding. Apparently he had been hit by a car but had managed to pull himself off the road and was attempting to mount the footpath when his movements were misconstrued.
Thank you and goodnight.

By: Bock

Bock — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:11:44 +0000

No. It empowers bicycles.

By: Medbh

Medbh — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:45:27 +0000

I thought the story was about Gimme at first.
Hee hee.

Who cares if he fucks an object in private? Are they saying it’s bike rape? That rather diminishes real rape victims.

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:55:52 +0000

Those goddamn pedalists, is no bike safe anymore?

By: Bock

Bock — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:47:17 +0000

I think it’s all a bit embarrassing for the bike, which was quoted as saying “It was just one of those crazy situations you find yourself in. I don’t want to talk about it.”

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:38:54 +0000

Was the bike asked for a victim statement, and is it getting counselling?

By: Sniffle & Cry

Sniffle & Cry — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:38:46 +0000

Nora said ” CanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you find sex toys (albeit a trifle more comfortable) ”

I’ll have you know that I’ve a very comfortable saddle on my bike and that we are quite happy together now, me and my saddle. After a lifetime of dalliances with other , meaner, leaner but sometimes cheaper saddles, we’ve become very fond of each other. It’s a hand in glove type of partnership, except it’s my clsydale bottom. Most people who know us say we are a beautiful couple. I don’t consider my saddle a sex toy ! The liberty !