Comments on: The Mobile Consecrator Rises Again

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:14:23 +0000

Saints preserve us, one Vatican is a Vatican too far. The world couldn’t take another. “She’s gonna blow, cap’n!”

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:41:10 +0000

It has been warned of. By me.

Imagine if some Chrazy Christian deliberately Vaticanised Mecca? From Space?

Ach, mein Gott!

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:23:28 +0000

It’ll go nuclear though, mark my words. An evil scientist somewhere will take your innocent invention and fashion it into a weapon of mass conversion. Muslim Pakistan will irradiate mainly Hindu India with chromosome altering Islam. India will say oi oi oi what’s all this? and irradiate them back. Red China will irrcommunize the US, the US will irrcrazysouthernbaptist them back and none of us will know whether to choose pork, fish, beef or couscous when we’re out for a nice Friday dinner. Of course if we are out for a nice Friday dinner we’re probably dishonouring Islam which we might suddenly become before pudding arrives. In fact, what with not knowing what we are on any day with the drones zapping us from above, the whole weekend’s shot.

I just hope the Jainists don’t get their hands on the technology. If Western Europe can’t eat root vegetables it’s the end for us.

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:26:25 +0000

Well, now that you mention it, Jack, I was working with Google on a satellite version.

GoogleCurse.

By: JackMcMad

JackMcMad — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:12:19 +0000

Any plans for an aerial one yet Bock? That way you can consecrate entire countries with one fly over. There will of course be collateral consecration but, c’est la religion.

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:05:59 +0000

It’s towed behind a truck at the moment, but I’m planning a self-propelled, all-terrain tracked version.

By: Nora

Nora — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:57:49 +0000

Shit, I forgot going forward. What would we do without going forward? Does your machine do reverse, Bock?

By: Bock

Bock — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:28:49 +0000

Sniffle: All in good time.

Zucchini:Didn’t I tell you those things will be offered as upgrades? Going forward.

By: The Great Zucchini

The Great Zucchini — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:21:17 +0000

Boss, Boss,

Ya forgot to tell them about the second arm fixing which comes with a quickfit (easily changeable to small “Kid Sized” ) sword for automatic, Sanctified executions in a hurry (Just doing the holy work of Allah), also the automatic washing add-on for same for rapid redeployment, of course don’t forget the research departments latest proposals for the ethnic cleansing addons………..

By: Sniffle&Cry

Sniffle&Cry — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:51:13 +0000

Is there incense? Smelly Redemptist incense? Only the Red’s stuff deafens Unce Unce Unce horseshit. You may have been using a Jesuit spray on your machine, which we all know is ineffective in a Civic situation.