Oh dear Jesus, when is it all going to stop?
Wrinkly Paddy came to stay for a couple of days and now I’m looking at the very real possibility of liver failure. I’m not trying to blame him, mind you: it’s my own fault. At least he had the good sense to go home [...]
You know those fucking fools who drive past you in the street with their heads shaved and a big fuck-off aeroplane wing on the back of their car and an even bigger, fucker-offer exhaust pipe blasting out a million decibels of horrible childish noise?
Course you do.
Everyone knows them. Everyone wants to kill their stupid, [...]
Our local newspaper, the Limerick Leader, set up a list of bloggers in the region, but they omitted Bock.
Now, I can understand why they might do such a thing. After all, original ideas and challenging, controversial views might be a bit much for the Limerick Leader.
In case you get the wrong impression, however, this [...]
Textbook delusional behaviour is characterised by false fixed ideas, impervious to logic.
Now, if you were a doctor in a hospital , and I told you not to feed my baby, what would you say?
You’re mad! is what you’d say.
No, I’d insist. I have a belief that it’s wrong to feed babies. And the Missus [...]
I started this site in March 2006, intending to post the occasional narrow-minded, drunken, parochial rant, but I’m afraid the site hasn’t been an obedient child and — in spite of my best efforts — has grown far beyond what I expected.
Since changing over to the dot-com address this year, I’ve seen a steady [...]
Breaking news. Bhutto murdered. Is anyone surprised?
When word of Benazir Bhutto’s murder came in, I immediately referred the matter to our political analyst Colonel Bleep. (You might recall that Bleep and I have had some influence on the Indian sub-continent in the past, though we’re entirely blameless in this present case).
What’s our [...]
Christmas? Bah!
My degenerate readers (you) may well be lolling around in a welter of beer, puke and crackers, but I, let me fucking tell you, got the beer and the puking out of the way early so that I could bring the world this week’s blog picks.
Bock, like rust, never sleeps (past noon).
So here you [...]
On this day 2000 years ago, the Russians crucified Santa Claus for being King of the Elves, and caused a great war in New Zealand between Middle Earth and the Soviet Union.
But that was long ago and far away. Now we live in a time of peace, a time when human, Elf and Russian [...]
I know this is old news but that never stopped me before.
Well? What do you think?
Should it have have been banned?
This life-size chocolate figure was to be displayed in a New York gallery during Holy Week, but protests by Catholic-Fat-Bastard-Watch International forced the gallery to abandon the idea. It seems they thought it [...]
