Tom Cruise Talks Bollocks
Posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2008UPDATE
It looks like the Scientologists got the video pulled from youtube.
Never mind. You can watch it HERE
After you watch it, I’d like you to reflect on just one question:
Is this man fucking bonkers or what?
Bock Joins the Scientologists
Stumble it!
January 16th, 2008
Maybe I’m misguided here, but I would have thought gardai, firemen, paramedics, doctors, nurses, or even mechanics (to name but a few) would all be a smidgen ahead of Cruise in the ‘only one that can help at the scene of a car crash’ category. Thanks for clearing that up, Tom.
January 16th, 2008
He looks like Mulligan out of Reeves and Mortimer’s Mulligan and O’Hare with that new (appalling) be-fringed hair do(n’t).
January 16th, 2008
Nicole Kidman must breathe a deep sigh of relief every morning she wakes up not married to that ridiculous boiled-brained man.
January 16th, 2008
In essence…he is talkin’ through em! his bollix tghat is :)
January 16th, 2008
jazus, sorry typo! ‘that’ and not ‘tghat’!
January 17th, 2008
Won’t play for me. Says it’s not available any more.
January 17th, 2008
Aha! Is this the paranoid hand of Scientology at work?
January 17th, 2008
Second best video on the internet this week…..man that Scientology is just fantastic….I mean really for real?
January 17th, 2008
Does Tom Cruise ever talk anything BUT bollocks?
January 17th, 2008
god (or should I say Xenu the intergalactic alien ruler) love them if this is who they have trying to sell it to the world
January 17th, 2008
Bock i am surprised that you havent had a scientologist on to you yet,they are usually very offenceive in their defence of their religion.. just a point about that actually,i dont see why they shouldnt be recognised as a religion,i meant they are a secret and scary organisation that run through all walks of life and believe the word of a liar and charlatan,sounds like pretty much every organised religion EVER to me…
January 17th, 2008
Have to agree with Bigphil. I think you should establish your own religion Bock. Just think “The Book of Bock” outselling the Koran. Been thinking about some religion rules for you to consider. Every Wednesday Bockolydites, as the followers will be known, will be compelled to attend their local pub consume at least five pints of a beverage of their own choice although any black stuff will carry extra points and sing a selection of Leonard Cohen songs. The idea is that on accumulation of 100 points they would be entered into a draw to get on a specially religo bus which would drive by your place so that they can moon at you. You would be expected to nod sagely and take pot shots with your *37 Magnum. Thoses killed would automatically go to Bockheaven where they will be guaranteed free booze and re-runs of the Cosby Show.
January 17th, 2008
A big dumb cluck. That’s what he is. One per cent brain activity there. What a Thick. That man should be cast off somewhere where he can’t do any damage. He doesn’t even understand it himself and here he is, spouting off about nothing, and trying to look smart about it. I can’t believe how someone can be that utterly retarded and actually be an actor, earning a fortune. And that fool who married him? God forgive me, I’ll say no more.
January 17th, 2008
I’ll tell you something, they must be a clever enough organisiation, roping in thickos like Cruise and no doubt getting a load of wonga from him. Jesus, I want to smack him in the mouth, idiot.
January 17th, 2008
hey QJS, nice one , although would have to think twice re magnum 37, ?? this is one weapon that is so recognisable , that its nearly old hat, lol how aout a bow and arrow ???
January 17th, 2008
I never heard of a 37 Magnum.
January 17th, 2008
Oh My God.
The man is nuts. He thinks we all rely on them to build a better world “We can create peace”.. what a twat. Seriously the man is completely and utterly nits. The way he talks he thinks we are interested in what he has to say. I cant believe that.. unreal
January 18th, 2008
aww bless his heart :) and Katie Holmes - god love her! :) I wonder did she manage to keep quiet for the ’sps’ when she was in labour. slightly bonkers all right.. :)
January 18th, 2008
20 million a movie.. and can’t take a vacation.. Poor guy :)
January 18th, 2008
If I was in an accident and I saw Tom Cruise or any other famous Scientologist coming to help I would find the strength to crawl into a ditch and hide.
January 18th, 2008
Are you allowed to be a Scientologist if you’re not good-looking? I’m wondering what happened to the Raelians, the cult of incredibly good-looking people who wore white pyjamas, whose leader claimed to be an alien, who announced to the world a few years back they had cloned a human being. They said stay tuned, in two weeks we will present the clone to you, the world. They were never heard from again. What happened to them? Besides getting older and losing their looks, that is.
January 18th, 2008
I have to say Tom Cruise is an easy target for the Scientology thing. I reckon that even the businessmen involved with that organisation are trying to distance themselves from him. If you want a more subtle example of that organisation’s power then you should’ve seen Nationwide just before Christmas. They did a profile of Gottfried Helnwein who owns Kilsheelan Castle near Clonmel. Nationwide presented him as an enlightened genius with whom we should be in awe. Remarkably they conveniently avoided the fact that he is a Scientologist. While we’re pointing at Tom Cruise, the likes of Helnwein are getting on with the real work of that organisation.
January 18th, 2008
Hey Bock, just read this after posting my own one, which is pretty much a rant.
January 18th, 2008
Nah,he’s not nuts. Just a plank.
January 19th, 2008
Funny, I was going to post on the same thing myself. He’s seriously bonkers. The level of bollocks he’s talking is just astonishing…