Boiled Thing

Feb 16th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour, Music

Boiled thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything …groovy
Come on, boiled thing

Boiled thing, I think you move me
But I gotta know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
Oh you move me

Boiled thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything … groovy
Come on, boiled thing

Boiled thing, I think I need you
But I gotta know for sure
Come on and squeeze me tight
Oh I need it

Boiled thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything…groovy
Come on, boiled thing

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(Spud pic changed at request of demented priest)

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  1. PaddyAnglican February 16th, 2008 2:29 pm

    I was with you till the last picture! Come on Bock – Real men put butter on their spuds – not namby pamby margarine! Next you’ll be sitting down to pee!

  2. rockmother February 16th, 2008 3:05 pm

    Are you still pissed Bocksterness?

  3. Bock February 16th, 2008 3:55 pm

    PaddyA: Ok. I’ll replace it with more cholesterol, since you ask so nicely.

    Rockmother: Constantly.

  4. Queen Of Clean February 16th, 2008 4:09 pm

    How do you boil half a lobster? No it’s not a joke…would that mean it was only half dead?

  5. Conan Drumm February 16th, 2008 4:09 pm

    I wasn’t getting it, like my inner voice was going, you know, “Boyled Thing, what’s with that?” Then I boilocated to Limerick, tried it again, and it came out just right… “Biled Ting, I tink you mooooove me…”

    How’s the leg?

  6. Demented Priest February 16th, 2008 8:01 pm

    Now that’s more like it! My faith is restored. :-)

  7. Bock February 17th, 2008 2:11 am

    Queen of Clean: They only boiled the left half. The right half can still bite you. be careful when you eat it.

    Conan: You might have to look around some more for the correct pronunciation.

    Demented Priest: Is your parishioner still dead?

  8. Quickroute February 17th, 2008 5:06 am

    No boiled bacon n’ cabbage? – and I thought you were Irish?

  9. PaddyAnglican February 17th, 2008 9:23 am

    Yup – 3rd day came and went!

  10. DaughterFunk February 17th, 2008 4:18 pm

    That is the most grooviest lobster ever. I must have it and call it Timmy 8)

  11. Bock February 17th, 2008 4:45 pm

    Quickroute: I fucking hate boiled bacon and I fucking hate boiled cabbage even more.

  12. Nora February 18th, 2008 1:07 am

    You left out tripe.

  13. Gilly February 18th, 2008 6:10 pm

    DaughterFunk: Not Groovy exactly. I would more like question who is the retarded owner of the person holding it. People just get more stupid by the day. Boiling half a lobster. wow. not.

  14. Bock February 18th, 2008 6:12 pm

    Gilly: To save your blood pressure, it isn’t boiled. It’s a mutation.

  15. Gilly February 18th, 2008 6:21 pm

    Oh, fair enough then. You know by now Bock, I’m a bit of an animal lover, but if it’s naturally retarded, then I won’t comment. :0)

  16. CamSavWin February 18th, 2008 6:32 pm

    Does tea count as boiled? I mean, it’s steeped, but you have to boil the water first, so it counts, right?

    Yahoo!News had an article yesterday about how tea is good for you. Like most of the world haven’t known that for, oh I don’t know, thousands of years?

    We Americans can be slow off the mark sometimes, but we get there…

  17. Kirk M February 18th, 2008 6:44 pm

    I think I can hear “The Troggs” turning over in their graves….even if some of them aren’t dead yet.

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