44 responses

  1. Darwin
    February 22, 2008

    How much for that last one again? Would you have it in a slightly darker pine, at all…?

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  2. trhiftcriminal
    February 22, 2008

    Right, I’ll get me biscuit jointer, Japanese pull saw, router and various other bits and bobs and we’ll go into business: Criminal Robbery – Purveyors of Fine S&M Products (splinter finish extra).

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  3. Gilly
    February 22, 2008

    That last one’s just put me of my cornflakes. He has a really small knob.

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  4. slightlybonkers
    February 22, 2008

    ‘How about this thing? I’m not quite certain what you’d use it for, though in a routine setting it looks like some sort of garden equipment..’ I’d love to know your ideal routine setting. :)
    ‘no room at the back of your head for all that bad shit.’ that was some good shit.. thinkin of some guys poor little knob being tortured as I drink my morning coffee. oh my.

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  5. slightlybonkers
    February 22, 2008

    got milk for them cornflakes gilly? :) hope so.

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  6. Andrew
    February 22, 2008

    3 short planks for $399. Why you could get a PC for that price in PCWORLD …. oh hold on there …. I’ll have the 3 sort planks instead!!!

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  7. Gilly
    February 22, 2008

    slightly: Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh no no no! Today I will eat them dry. I’ll never understand the whole pleasure’n’pain thing.

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  8. Sniffle&Cry
    February 22, 2008

    Sacred heart of Jesus Christ. Mother of God come down and preserve us all, and pray for Bock that he might return to the light.

    Bock you’ve been reading them protestant blogs again, and during Lent too.

    Was that Ian Paisley jnr. is the last photo ?

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  9. Nora
    February 22, 2008

    “Was that Ian Paisley jnr. is the last photo ?”

    That was Bock trying out his own gizmo. Shhhhhhhh …

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  10. Nora
    February 22, 2008

    D’ye not have anything for the wimmin, Bock?

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  11. Govstooge
    February 22, 2008

    Great, a use at last for all the flat pack chipboard remains from things I fucked up from Argos. Now to crudely nail them together, drill a few holes in them and find a knob jockey in a leather mask to sell them to.

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  12. Bock
    February 22, 2008

    Nora: I think you’ll find that most of those fine items are in fact non-gender-specific.

    Govstooge: How dare you refer to our future clients as knob-jockeys!

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  13. mr.terwilliger
    February 22, 2008

    To think I’ve spent most of my professional life as a carpenter/woodworker and have yet to meet a client needing such apparatus! I feel like I’ve wasted my time building vanilla furniture and cabinets and houses and schools and bridges, there certainly looks to be a bigger return on my labor if I were to build fetish furniture instead.

    I definately couldn’t sell it in a mere Woodworking Shop, I’d have to call it a Gallery.

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  14. Bock
    February 22, 2008

    If I were you, Mr Terwilliger, I wouldn’t call it a gallery.

    I’d call it a dungeon.

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  15. Gilly
    February 22, 2008

    You forgot to get a pic of the big nappy bock, i saw a programme one night (ages ago) about “submissive males”, they like to be touched up by an old woman. What’s an old woman? An old woman is the kind of woman you’d look at and say “look at that old woman”, anyway they suck dummies and wear huge nappies. Wish I had a pic for you, it was cool! (not)

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  16. Bock
    February 22, 2008

    Oh, please.

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  17. MJ
    February 22, 2008

    Make me one of those nut crusher contraptions.

    It can double as a garment rack.

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  18. mr.terwilliger
    February 22, 2008

    Bock

    I think the Dungeon would be fine instead of having a “Bargain Basement” but in order to have an artsy-fartsy air and maintain ridiculously high prices maybe i should call it a GALLErY.

    I guess B&D doesn’t just stand for Black and Decker.

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  19. Medbh
    February 22, 2008

    My husband made me a coffee table and end table topped with these beautiful cobalt blue Mexican tiles. I didn’t think to ask for a stockade. Silly me.

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  20. PaddyAnglican
    February 22, 2008

    Sniffleandcry said: Bock you’ve been reading them protestant blogs again, and during Lent too.

    Surely those devices are more reminiscent of the Spanish Inquisition – something we Prods would know nothing about! ;-)

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  21. Nora
    February 22, 2008

    Ah … Well said, Paddy!

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  22. Bock
    February 23, 2008

    Wait a minute, Stephen.

    Are you saying that you Protestant bastards didn’t exist during the Inquisition, or are you saying that it was the Catholic bastards who did it, much to the Protestant bastards’ distaste?

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  23. PaddyAnglican
    February 23, 2008

    Prods have always been around! – long before Catholics! ;-) Jesus himself was of course a good Prod with no time for ritual and ceremony and he did love a good old march (40 days in the wilderness) but he never got to Drumcree due to a fault in his Satnav that sent him to Jerusalem instead of Northern Ireland when he entered ‘God’s own Country’ as his destination.
    Oh yes we did indeed find the whole Inquisition thing a bit distasteful and on occassions disemboweling!

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  24. Nora
    February 23, 2008

    The cute hoor.

    Not Jesus. Stephen.

    I should come off these meds.

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  25. Green Ink
    March 26, 2008

    Ah.

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  26. son of god !!
    August 17, 2008

    Great minds think alike Bock ! I’m struggling to stay afloat producing high end play systems for the domestic market,however,last week I was asked to build a set of stocks for a charity biker bash,and if I do say so myself they were cool as fuck! fetched daft money too!…anyway,I happened upon your blog while…wait for it…checkin out just how much these fuck-wits ‘n’wanna-be freaks are actually willing to fork out to have some lard arsed,over the hill hooker strap em up (or down I suppose !)and treat em like the twats they really are!!…turns out they’ll pay what ever ya say!!(there’s a good boy !or bad boy?I don’t fuckin know? nor give a shit)long story short…”bring out the gimp” indeed!just make sure the clowns leave a hand free to sign the ridiculously large cheques !!fuck em!(or not!).Anyhow,in my day crosses weighed a fuckin ton,and ya stayed there till ya died!! real nails too,no fuckin velcro! proper hardcore! kinky fuckers them Romans eh!…Jesus out,see ya’ll next sunday mother fuckers!..”now,where did dad put the tool box?,feel a few hundred quid comin on !”

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  27. schizofreen
    September 15, 2008

    Once I saw on the web stylish design furniture fit to transforem very easy in bondage-furniture. Can you or anyone help me finding that site? I really njoyed the tought… and the furniture was beautifull, any way you use it!

    Regards from Belgium

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  28. Bock
    September 15, 2008

    Well?

    Who’s going to help this man?

    Anybody?

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  29. schizofreen
    September 16, 2008

    I don’t know, that is why I put the question! And probably it is about a subjects that is als one of your interests. Anyway I guess a polite question doesn’ hurt anyone or am I wrong. About your answer: that’s no answer to the question, did you read and understand the question?

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  30. Bock
    September 16, 2008

    You’re right. That isn’t an answer to the question, because I don’t know the answer.

    Did you read and understand the post?

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  31. Green Ink
    September 16, 2008

    :D

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  32. kattie
    September 23, 2008

    How would someone get into this business, and where would/could you sell this stuff anyway?!

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  33. Bock
    September 23, 2008

    What business? Laughing at fools or selling furniture to them?

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  34. schizofreen
    September 23, 2008

    Both of course, what else? Anyway: some people DO buy it! I don’t the swank to put them in one or another category!

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  35. Skip
    November 3, 2008

    It just so happens I know this site toys4lust makes over $90,000 plus a year building bondage furniture. Overall the BDSM businesses all over the world is a 50 B plus dollar a year business. I’m not to hip on taking copyrighted photos off someone’s site, but I bet the owner of the site is happy to get free advertising.

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  36. Bock
    November 3, 2008

    I’m happy for him. Do you think I should send him a painful bill for the advertising?

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  37. Skip
    November 3, 2008

    LOL thats a thought, don’t think she will pay!

    Have a good day!

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  39. inco
    June 10, 2010

    Huh??

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  40. cailin
    June 18, 2012

    @son of god “these fuck wits and wanna be freaks” why the tirade of abuse towards “these people”?

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  41. Bock
    June 18, 2012

    I suppose it’s a Son-of-God thing.

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  42. cailin
    June 18, 2012

    Ah yes of course! I had’nt thought of that Bock….hmmm kinky :)

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  43. Bock
    June 18, 2012

    After all, isn’t the Cross the ultimate bondage furniture?

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  44. cailin
    June 18, 2012

    Indeed Bock, St Andrews or straight up Jesus style, it’s a good way to have that Catholic guilt beat out of you :-)

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