Piss Not Against The Wall, Lest The Lord Smite Thee In His Wrath!

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14 Responses to “Piss Not Against The Wall, Lest The Lord Smite Thee In His Wrath!”

JOE
February 15th, 2008
all building workers to a man are going to hell
Quickroute
February 15th, 2008
ah.. so when the Gardai arrested me for peeing down a lane at 4am they weren’t just been miserable cunts, they were actually enforcing Gods law!..I feel much better about the fine now. The boys in blue will be dishing out holy communion next!
Darwin
February 15th, 2008
Is this about Parkenstein’s query regarding his ‘atomising’ spray? (I don’t know if you were in on that one.)
problemchildbride
February 15th, 2008
I wish they’d panned back with the camera to show the lone labrador sitting listening to that. But you know what? I bet he’s a man of his word. I bet he’ll go to Germany and not only pee in the God-anointed way, but I bet he’ll wave it around a little too, to splash some righteous urine around these heathen facilities. Show’em how a real man does it - hoooyah!
Primal Sneeze
February 15th, 2008
He’s just taking the pith, right?
Omnipotent Poobah
February 15th, 2008
Read Poobah 66.6: It says “When thou hath shite in thou’s head, thou shalt learn to shut the fuck up.”
His Girl Friday
February 16th, 2008
My gosh he’s wet behind the ears. So, he’s a Man, and pishes in the bog standing up… I bet his wife still makes him put the toilet seat down when he’s done…
PaddyAnglican
February 16th, 2008
Thanks for the traffic Bock - getting inundated with folk looking for a biblical pee :-)
Bock
February 16th, 2008
You’re welcome, Stephen. I’ll do anything I can to help you come to terms with your priestiness.
PaddyAnglican
February 16th, 2008
There’s an offer!…..Come and join us in Cloughjordan - That would be a real challenge to my preaching - I might even incorporate some T.S. Eliot - And you might give a reading from ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’, or in the children’s slot ‘Old Possum’s book of practical cats’. I am sure after that I would be fully reconciled . We will of course be praying for your leg this Sunday and when people ask who Bock is I shall simply say a great sage I met recently at a holy well in Limerick. :-)
dan dare
February 16th, 2008
Maybe I’m stoned but I thought it was George W for the first minute.
kev
February 17th, 2008
God didnt mind when i pisseth against his wall, but he really lost his mind when I farted on his balls.
Organ Donor
February 18th, 2008
Another one of the “I think what God meant to say was…” brigade..If his wife was from Holland he wouldn,t have had a sermon because there you can piss in the street ,not only is it ok,but they have special troughs to do it in…Standing up!!!
It still saddens me that these guys think the bible is the actual word of God…but y’know whatever gets you through the day…
Organ Donor
February 19th, 2008
on a sidenote,do you think theres anyone in the room with him? i mean,he could just be having a rant at his dog/cat/goldfish…
I was waiting for him to have a pisseth up against the wall at the end just to prove what a man he is..what a punchline.

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