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Bertie Ahern: Coalition Begins To Crack

Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008

At last, the Progressive Democrats and the Greens have started hinting at misgivings over Bertie’s money dealings, as well they might. In any civilised country, they’d have been screaming months ago, but I suppose it’s better now than not at all.

Is this the end for Bert? The long goodbye?

Does the Fianna Fáil Homo Ignorans smell the coming storm? Do his yellowed canines tingle and does his sloping brow twitch in fear?

Can it be long before Homo Ignorans begins the drumbeat of a bone club against the earthen floor and starts to daub stick figures on the cave walls? Mud and woad and blood, all mingled in a brutal tableau. The Alpha-troglodyte, a dug-out canoe, a precipice, a cataract and one final, cleansing, self-protective shove.

Goodbye, great Chieftain. Ugh!

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Previously:

Bertie Ahern — A Man Without Honour

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6 Responses to “Bertie Ahern: Coalition Begins To Crack”

  1. Darwin
    March 28th, 2008

    Ah, you’ll miss him when he’s gone. *little cry*

  2. Damien Brown
    March 28th, 2008

    I think i will shed a tear when he leaves.

    But you have to hand it to the guy.With all the evidence against him,Most of the country not believing him,His party starting to turn against him and still he he stays in Power and just laughs it off.

  3. artyeva
    March 28th, 2008

    …so who amongst the Homo Ignorans will he be handing over the club to then?

    Brian Cowen? A minister for finance who’s brother doesn’t pay his tax on time?!

  4. snookertony
    March 29th, 2008

    Ah, please, stop… stay quite
    Don’t count the chicken before he’s gone… or like all the great serials it’ll be,…

    “…and with a mighty leap he was free…”.

    To live on and wreak his vengence.

  5. Mairéad
    March 29th, 2008

    I won’t believe it until I see it actually happen. He’s as slippery as an eel, as brazen as a brassy young wan, as liardy as a Bertie!!

    If the knives really are out - watch out for the bloodbath! I wouldn’t necessarily put my money on the Cowen to win, or not for long anyway. The FFers wouldn’t stand up and be counted while Bertie was strong, but they’ll stick the knife in when he’s on his knees alright! Typical FF.

  6. JC Skinner
    March 29th, 2008

    It’s over. If he’s lucky, he’ll negotiate to get to stay till after the Washington stunt.
    The FF vultures are already moving into position. Only his brother and his pet sycophant Eoghan Harris are left defending the Bert now.
    It’s endgame.

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