Bock is Two Today

 Posted by on March 15, 2008  Add comments
Mar 152008

Guess what?  It’s two years since I started writing this shite.

Two years, 957 posts, 296851 words and no-one any the wiser.

I don’t know how you put up with this.

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    congratulations, sugar! i wouldn’t miss your blog for all the beer in savannah! ;-) xoxxxoxxo


    May there be many more, Mr The Robber, many, many more.


    ‘sher yer only gettin’ inta yer shhhtride…..!


    Two years!?! Well congratulations to you. Though we may not be any wiser we certainly have enjoyed it. Keep up the good work.


    Happy Blog Birthday to you!


    Happy blogday old man, and many happy returns.


    Cripes, wot spellings!


    Oh for the love of…sorry Bock. It’s satdee and Gingerday has me ruined.


    Savannah: You’re too kind.

    Gimme: I don’t know if it would be a promise or a threat if I said I’d write more.

    Artyeva: Yeah. Things are sure to turn a lot uglier.

    Brian: Thanks. That’s praise indeed when it comes from a man who may well not agree with a single word I’ve ever written.

    Sandra: Thanks kindly.

    Famtacyamta: There’ll be days like that.


    296851 words? You counted them? I thought I was strange..

    Congratulations on making it this far. :)


    Yeah. I was up all night. (But if you don’t fancy counting them yourself, you could always try this plugin instead.


    Hmmm. So that’s where I’m going wrong. I’ve only written 226,435.


    Oh but I do. Probably allot more than you know. I may not comment much but this is always one of the first blogs I read everyday.


    You counted the words? Man, the rugby wasn’t THAT bad!
    You know what you need, Bock? A good ball of whiskey to celebrate.
    Here, come and pick a bottle:


    Funny that – I always took you as much older.


    No. I really am terrible.


    Congratulations and a very happy birthday to you and thank you


    Happy 2nd Birthday Bock – ‘Terrible Twos’ and tantrums here we come! (Or have we had those already – must be a child prodigy!) Are you potty trained yet? ;-)


    Just potty.


    Well done \V. funny blog but stop making me think please


    well done old chap!


    I have only one word of advice for you if you’re going to continue blogging. Do.


    My god, two new functions?


    G’man boss, and I concur, keep doling it out (Or should that be dishing, who knows).
    Also well done to warren, and poohbah to eddie.

    Here’s to another two (Raising glass in respect)


    P.S. I liiiike that edit comment plugin, whassit called?


    You’ve wasted two years of my life and I want them back.
    Keep up the good work etc.


    I think blog years are kind of like dog years, so I’m looking forward to you becoming a young man. Youngfella.


    Congratulations on the two-year.You best be planning on many more because we won’t stand for anything less.

    OK..maybe a book then.


    Many happy returns to you, sweetie-pie. Many many of these happy suckers. Blogland is the richer for you so keep on truckin’, mister!

    I’m about to have a wee night-night Baileys and I shall toast you as I do.


    … and here’s a joke from Bock two years ago …. almost.

    This pig walks around a corner and bumps into a greyhound.

    “Oh God, I’m very sorry.”

    “Not at all. It’s my fault. Here, let me help you up.”

    “Thanks. That’s grand.”

    “Wait a minute,” says the pig. “Don’t I know you? No. No. Don’t tell me now. Let me guess. You’re skinny, but you’re fit-looking, and you have that long pointy nose, and I’d say you could run like fuck. I’m guessing you’re a dog – no, let me think – are you by any chance a greyhound?”

    “Well by God,” say the greyhound, “that’s fuckin brilliant. Let me have a go. Let’s see now. You’re sort of roundy and sort of bristly, and you’re sort of fat and thick-looking and pink. Would you be Páidi O Sé?


    Happy Birthday, Bock.


    Happy birthday, Bock, you’re a constant reminder of why I’m here and not over there. Cowardice, I know, but I’ve got to be somewhere and this gives me an excuse to read and keep up with the news and stay mad and have a bit of a laugh too.
    fuck, this is getting a bit gay…
    All meant in a manly way, of course…
    Well done.


    Happy blogday Bock the Robber!

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