Comments on: The Kindest, Most trusting and Most Innocent Of Them All http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all Offending everybody since 2006 Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:23:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Organ Donor http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15616 Organ Donor Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:52:14 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15616 Dont get me started on Mother Theresa... Saint my hole.. Dont get me started on Mother Theresa…
Saint my hole..

]]> By: Andrew http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15615 Andrew Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:33:01 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15615 Paddy died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the Paddy "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the Paddy. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bertie Ahern's?" asked the man. "Bertie's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a fan." Paddy died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the Paddy “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the Paddy. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bertie Ahern’s?” asked the man.

“Bertie’s clock is in God’s office. He’s using it as a fan.”

]]> By: savannah http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15535 savannah Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:24:27 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15535 always enlightening, sugar! i've learned more about modern irish culture/politics in the past year reading all y'all than ever before. (i know, i'm an american, it's agiven that we're slow like that) btw, three cheers for brattleboro, vermont! ever since the dems took control of congress, i've been waiting for SOMEONE to pull those 2 up on charges! always enlightening, sugar! i’ve learned more about modern irish culture/politics in the past year reading all y’all than ever before. (i know, i’m an american, it’s agiven that we’re slow like that)
btw, three cheers for brattleboro, vermont! ever since the dems took control of congress, i’ve been waiting for SOMEONE to pull those 2 up on charges!

]]> By: trhiftcriminal http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15534 trhiftcriminal Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:57:40 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15534 Bock, check <a href="http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0305/vermont.html" rel="nofollow">this</a> outout. Perhaps we could adopt a similar approach and villages all over the country could vote to have Da Bertmeister incarcerated? Bock, check this outout. Perhaps we could adopt a similar approach and villages all over the country could vote to have Da Bertmeister incarcerated?

]]> By: Conan Drumm http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15526 Conan Drumm Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:44:49 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15526 Poor Bertrude, to be so misunderstood. Poor Bertrude, to be so misunderstood.

]]> By: Organ Donor http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15522 Organ Donor Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:38:17 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15522 Just read your Haughey piece for the first time there,and it really summed up my families experience of the 80's.My father had the (dis)pleasure or meeting Haughey once .Said he was a snob,it was sais in such a way and because my dad doesnt swear that you could have put "cunt" instead of "snob".. any i digress.. Really though comparing Haughy to Bertie in the crook stakes is liek comparing Keith Richards to Westlif in music terms,both part of the industry but on differing levels.. Just read your Haughey piece for the first time there,and it really summed up my families experience of the 80’s.My father had the (dis)pleasure or meeting Haughey once .Said he was a snob,it was sais in such a way and because my dad doesnt swear that you could have put “cunt” instead of “snob”.. any i digress..
Really though comparing Haughy to Bertie in the crook stakes is liek comparing Keith Richards to Westlif in music terms,both part of the industry but on differing levels..

]]> By: Primal Sneeze http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15517 Primal Sneeze Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:17:19 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15517 Literally "abroad". Canvassing I believe. Literally “abroad”. Canvassing I believe.

]]> By: Dan Sullivan http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15483 Dan Sullivan Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:31:38 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15483 Truly he is an innocent abroad. Truly he is an innocent abroad.

]]> By: Jo http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15469 Jo Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:30:46 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15469 I need to get a life. Just howled laughing at some of your stuff. Laughed out loud. How refreshing to read a writer. Serious stuff if one can take it seriously. Putin's man in jeans is now in the hot seat and I hope he doesn't get scorched. Looked at the rent a crowd and wondered at the miracle of PR. Makes me wonder what kind of world we are leaving to the next generation. Thank you for the laughs. Absolutely worth the time spent reading you. I do have a life after all and it will start with your blog. Jo from Limerick. I need to get a life. Just howled laughing at some of your stuff. Laughed out loud. How refreshing to read a writer. Serious stuff if one can take it seriously. Putin’s man in jeans is now in the hot seat and I hope he doesn’t get scorched. Looked at the rent a crowd and wondered at the miracle of PR. Makes me wonder what kind of world we are leaving to the next generation. Thank you for the laughs.
Absolutely worth the time spent reading you. I do have a life after all and it will start with your blog. Jo from Limerick.

]]> By: Darren http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15467 Darren Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:20:56 +0000 http://bocktherobber.com/2008/03/the-kindest-most-trusting-and-most-innocent-of-them-all#comment-15467 Poor Bertie! Poor Bertie!

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