You’ll be relieved to know that Battlestar Galactica returns tonight.
Why will you be relieved? Because this means I abandon all talk of politics, crime, rugby, drink, police corruption, government corruption, tinkers, Mother Teresa, dogs and lunatic axe-killers.
No talk of these things tonight, for Battlestar Galactica returns, and I hear this is the darkest series yet.
Now, where’s my eye-patch?