Mugabe
Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2008Mu-ga-be [moo-gah-bey]
–verb trans. (used with object)
to take something in good condition and make a complete shit of it : I installed Windows Vista and it Mugabed my computer
[Origin: 1300-50 Old Shona ; mogabeh: Gobshite]
Stumble it!
April 1st, 2008
I wonder if he’s out. The results are taking so long it looks fishy. If he’s still in when they do come out, people are going to go mad.
April 1st, 2008
There’s a Ceaucescu feel about this. I think he’s gone.
Tsvangirai is a very impressive figure.
April 1st, 2008
That’s fucking excellent! How about a synonym: Pinochet: To do a Mugabe with torture.
April 1st, 2008
‘and it Mugabed my computer’
I like it!
April 1st, 2008
I also like the fact that he was fondly known as Tim at one point …..usually in reference to the fact that the phrase “That Idiot Mugabe” was so popular
April 2nd, 2008
I mugabed my own body……well you’ve met me you know……brilliant by the way
April 2nd, 2008
A gem, Bock. A gem. A priceless gem.
April 3rd, 2008
I wonder will there be fellows standing around in bars in Zimbawe saying
” Say what ya like about Mugabe ,at least you knew were you stood with him”
Unfortunately that somewhere was usualy either in a prison cell,an empty shop or a refugee camp dying of AIDS..
2 cunts down,alot more to do..(to badly paraphrase)
April 7th, 2008
Is this a record? I bought a new laptop with Vista on it on Saturday and brought it back to the shop on Sunday, and demanded my money back. I got it - the money. Then I got another laptop with XP on it. Not a sign of Vista and all is will so far.
April 7th, 2008
That’s pretty good. Did you deal with Mr Mugabe himself, or one of his assistants?
April 7th, 2008
was it PC World by any chance?
I didnt know Mugabe had a Day job!
April 7th, 2008
It was PC DevelopingWorld
April 7th, 2008
Ba-dum Tish!!!