Naomi Campbell At Heathrow Terminal 5
Posted on Thursday, April 3, 2008Unless you’ve been living in a small box under a hibernating stegosaur, it’s unlikely that you missed the Heathrow Terminal 5 story.
Oh, you were?
Well, you see, the new terminal at Heathrow opened for business last week, and they even got the Queen to cut the ribbon, as well they might, after spending £4.3 billion on the thing. According to Sir Nigel Rudd, chairman of BAA, the airport’s operator, the new building would “put Heathrow and BAA back where they belong - at the leading edge of global travel.”
It was a fucking disaster.
The airport staff couldn’t get into the car-park. They couldn’t even get into the building because there was only one security guy to check them. Nothing was working. The baggage handling system didn’t work and thousands upon thousands of passengers were stranded. Hundreds of flights have been cancelled and countless travellers have been pissed off.
None of them was as pissed off as Naomi Campbell, though.
Naomi mislaid an item of hand-luggage and threw a fit when airport staff didn’t find it for her fast enough. Police had to be called. Naomi was so pissed off at having to behave like ordinary folk that she spat in a policeman’s face. Much to Naomi’s horror, she was promptly handcuffed and dragged off the plane like any other violent scumbag.
As if all that wasn’t bad enough, Naomi is approaching 40. She won’t be happy with that.
I advise watching out for low-flying telephones.
Stumble it!
April 4th, 2008
aye but you would go a bit mental though eh….but she is a fruit bat all the same…..
how has willy walsh not been sacked yet?
April 4th, 2008
He’s too busy running his diocese
April 4th, 2008
oh well, that’s just terminal! :)
April 4th, 2008
I’m sure it would be very distressing and so on, but to spit in someones face, very alluring well bred lady - not. She’s known for bad behaviour anyway, and regularly spits out the dummy so it’s almost not a surprise really.
April 4th, 2008
… not Naomi’s finest hour - to coin a phrase.
April 4th, 2008
Check this out…fantastic….
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/naomi-campbell-to-wrestle-a-bear-20080404844/
Love the comparisons….
“Stewardesses, hotel staff and the like, are trained to please and so are likely to accept a severe beating for giving you the wrong flavour of Pringles.
“Harold, however, eats about 20 pounds of raw meat a day and weighs 85 stone. He is, essentially, a killing machine who doesn’t take any shit from supermodels.”
April 4th, 2008
Watch out bear, I say. She’d eat him without salt!!