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Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008Let me save you some time.
If you Googled animal sex, horse fuck or horse sex, I’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed.
This is just me laughing at you for being a very strange person.
If you’re the person who Googled gay horse sex to get here, please contact me. I would really, really like to know what the fuck you were thinking.
Animal sex horse fuck gay horse sex was a comment someone left here recently, and it’s far from unusual. I get about a thousand spam comments like that every day. Why are these people writing to me? I haven’t the slightest interest in the sort of relationship they have with their horse, and I really couldn’t give a rat’s arse if the horse is gay. I don’t fucking care.
Instead of writing to me about it, why don’t they go for a drink with their horse, and maybe talk things over? People don’t seem to do that any more. They don’t seem to share their feelings.
Go for a meal. Take your horse out for a nice dinner by candlelight, rekindle whatever it was that brought you together in the first place and stop telling me about it.
I don’t care what you do with your horse, as long as you don’t do it in the streets and frighten the people.
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Update:
For some reason, this post is proving very popular with people in Bulgaria, Turkey, Egypt, Israel, Kuwait, Jordan, Syria, Oman, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. Somebody in Baghdad likes it too.
How odd.
(The other one they seem to like is the old Bondage Furniture post).
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May 13th, 2008
They should just get a copy of Men Are From Mars, Ponies Are From Pegasus. They’ll soon work it out once they learn each others “needs”.
Some horses are so high maintenance though, you can’t blame a chap for becoming disheartened. They’re always wanting to be groomed and shod. From the horse’s point of view though, sometimes the riding’s not all that good…
May 13th, 2008
Woah! Horses for dinner have to be booked two weeks in advance…..and they have to tip double……
May 14th, 2008
So am I to assume that sex with hetero horses is still on?
May 14th, 2008
You know how spammers use random words in the subject line to bypass filters? I remember reading about a guy who got one such spam, but it was labelled ‘broomrape’ and he wondered aloud, What the Hell kind of dictionary had that word in it??
Oh how we laughed!
Then, recently, I discovered that ‘Broomrape’ is in fact a genus of parasitic herbaceous plants–thus becoming the most boring fact I ever gloomily ingested.
True story.
May 14th, 2008
God be with the days when you could shower them with sugar lumps, and take them to the horse dentist and no one would bat an eye… Now they look at you like you were some sort of queer lad or whatever….
May 14th, 2008
LMAO
May 14th, 2008
May I suggest WP-SpamFree.
I reckon I’m down to just 1 or 2 spam comments per month since installing it.
May 14th, 2008
ProblemSam: That book was written as just one more way of keeping horses oppressed. Didn’t you know that?
Manuel: If you really cared about your horse, money wouldn’t matter.
Poobah: This is an equal opportunity site. I don’t care about the horse’s orientation.
Mr Darwin: And there have been many boring facts, gloomily ingested. Did you come up with any compound word involving “horse”? I looked up horsefuck, but all I got was thousands of porn sites and one small town in Ohio.
Snookertony: Yeah. Have you tried bringing your horse to a night-club lately?
Nicole: Good.
Primal: I’m using Akismet, and it catches all the spam. Is this better?
May 14th, 2008
Bock, yuou know I was talking to you about my shoulder, well still fucked even though I have not ridden a horse lately, even rodeo style. You know the joke, “your sister was better” and hold on for dear life!” Reminds me of Ted Walsh though, didn’t he while comenting on horse racing on TV say about a horse, “Fine ride, rode her mother at Punchestown”. Anyway, suspected frozen shoulder or maybe it’s cold shoulder, but that’s another story.
May 14th, 2008
Yes, Bock, it is better, but I recommend using both. WP-SpamFree blocks all ‘machine-submitted’ comments from ‘bots’. Basically it ensures the submitter is a human and does so without those fekin captcha letters some blogs use.
Anything spamy submitted by a human that may get through is caught at the backend by Akismet.
I end up with 1 or 2 in the Akismet queue per month. No messing!
May 14th, 2008
do you remember Fr. Ted’s and Fr. Dougal’s song about a horse for the Eurovision?
May 14th, 2008
Well a couple of donkeys were at it in the street in Dunderry fair last Sunday, does that count?
May 14th, 2008
your life is so much more interesting than mine, sugar! xoxo
lmao
May 14th, 2008
Horse can be tender Bock, just sear in the pan and finish in the oven, lovely with a soft Merlot.
May 14th, 2008
Bock, just to be clear you’re opposed to lads riding horses in the streets especially if it involves any kind of restraint like say a harness? That’s a very topical local issue to be honest.
May 14th, 2008
Primal: I’ve installed it. Let’s see what happens.
May 14th, 2008
You will be surprised at how well it works. In fact it works so well that you’ll start to think it’s blocking too much.
May 14th, 2008
It’s clashing with something. I had to disable it while I track down the conflict.
May 14th, 2008
Just emailed you with (probably useless) suggestions.
May 14th, 2008
If it makes you feel better, I am pretty sure my ex husband signed me up for “Black Friend Finder”. Not a day goes by where I don’t get an invite from “Long Black Loving” or “BigLongSchlong” or “SallysBigBlackAzzzz”.
*sighs*
I had considered signing him up for a gay midget jello humping alien felching site in retaliation, but instead just got a new email account.
May 14th, 2008
Bock, the whole of the mediterranean must be searching “gay horse sex ireland” by the looks of it.
May 14th, 2008
Don’t know. Maybe they’re searching for “Animal Sex Horse Fuck Gay Horse Sex”.
May 14th, 2008
there’d be loads of non-irish search results above that though on their googles then.
May 14th, 2008
So you checked? Thanks.
May 14th, 2008
Eliza, that explains the long face…
May 15th, 2008
Snooker…
Was that a horse joke?
May 15th, 2008
Oh where to start with the comments. i thought I had seen everything until I read this post. Given that the police can now access your internet search history (see previous Bock) posts I would love to see how the search entry for Gay Horse sex could be explained in a court of law. Your honour, he came from a broken home, had a history of drug and alcohol abuse and his mother abandoned him for the winner of the 1992 Gold cup when he was a teenager.
May 16th, 2008
Which was Cool Ground ridden by Adrian Maguire at 25/1. Not that Bock gives a damn about horseracing.
August 15th, 2008
Im not one of those people that found your blog like that but im laughing reading this lol
Great blog by the way.
August 23rd, 2008
I’m getting hits from this post Bock, how popular is this page?!
August 23rd, 2008
Very popular. Don’t know why.