Archive for June 2008

King Billy Bitter? Surely Not.

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour, Politics

I took this pic in a local hostelry, and I offer it to you without comment.
 



Blog Picks

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: internet

Midget Wrangler
The Blog Herald
Said the Gramophone
Freegan
The Bastard Family
Rising Hegemon
Fictional Sheep
Obscure Sounds
Bad Science
K8 the Gr8



Lotto Winner Pockets €18M

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Do we know yet who won the €18 million in Carlow?  I hope it’s an ordinary person and not some rich fucker who already has a big heap of money and doesn’t need any more.  There was one guy a few years back who really pissed me off.  He was a surgeon, or something like [...]



Politically Correct Terminology

Jun 29th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, Humour, health, political correctness

I was out for a few drinks tonight with Parkenstein.
You’re a handicapped fucker aren’t you? I happened to remark.
I am, he replied, but before we had a chance to nod at at each other drunkenly, an irate lady barged between us.
You can’t say that.
What?
Handicapped.  You can’t say that.
Why not? said Parkenstein.  I am handicapped.
You can’t [...]



Pilgrim House Community: A strange Little Cult

Jun 28th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Religion, Scandal

There was a very peculiar half-page advertisement in the Irish Times during the week, signed by Bridget Anne Ryan, Conleth Finnegan, Claudia Carvajal and Benedict Hogan.
Have a read of this and see what you make of it.

Now.  Isn’t that exceedingly strange?
You’ll notice that it refers to damage caused by the signatories’ dishonesty seven years ago, [...]



A Pheasant’s Tale, Part The Second

Jun 27th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Jesus, the town is full of goose-milkers, heron-stranglers and baldy grow-badlies!
Gonad was not a happy man.
What? What, Gonad, my esteemed, though expensive, lawyer?
Did you see the state of them? he testiculated, and I just back from an ugly incident at the award of the perpetual Festy McGonagle memorial cup. In the Damned Liar pub.
The [...]



A question for you

Jun 27th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Here’s a question for you:
Why can’t women work a toilet seat?
To help with this, I’ve prepared a training course.  Furthermore, though most men are already familiar with the mysteries of a hinge, they’ll be welcome to attend as a refresher, but I see this course mainly having benefits in helping women to understand that it’s [...]



Euro 2008 Russia vs Spain. With Politics And Mass-Murder

Jun 27th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, Politics, Sport, World

I had to be in the hospital today. 
Not for me. No.  No, it’s all right.  Fear not. Bock is fine.
No indeed.  I just had to be there for someone else, but it meant I didn’t get a chance to watch a whole lot of soccer, so unfortunately, I’m not in a position to give [...]



Euro 2008. Germany, Turkey And A Tale Of Two Holocausts

Jun 25th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, Politics, World, war

As I write, the match between Germany and Turkey has just kicked off, but you know by now I’m not going to say much about football.
This is certainly a touchy one though, isn’t it?  With 3 million Turkish gastarbeiter living in Germany and relations tense at the best of times, German police are on high [...]



Summer in Ireland

Jun 25th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Home, My life

It’s high summer, which means it isn’t freezing cold and pouring rain all the time.
No.  Instead, it’s just chilly and showery, which is how you know the difference between an Irish summer and an Irish winter.
Now, I happened to glance at the sky, and it seemed calm enough, so I thought this might be a [...]