Archive for June 2008

King Billy Bitter? Surely Not.

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour, politics

I took this pic in a local hostelry, and I offer it to you without comment.
 



Blog Picks

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: internet

Midget Wrangler
The Blog Herald
Said the Gramophone
Freegan
The Bastard Family
Rising Hegemon
Fictional Sheep
Obscure Sounds
Bad Science
K8 the Gr8



Lotto Winner Pockets €18M

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Do we know yet who won the €18 million in Carlow?  I hope it’s an ordinary person and not some rich fucker who already has a big heap of money and doesn’t need any more.  There was one guy a few years back who really pissed me off.  He was a surgeon, or something like [...]



Politically Correct Terminology

Jun 29th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, Humour, health, political correctness

I was out for a few drinks tonight with Parkenstein.
You’re a handicapped fucker aren’t you? I happened to remark.
I am, he replied, but before we had a chance to nod at at each other drunkenly, an irate lady barged between us.
You can’t say that.
What?
Handicapped.  You can’t say that.
Why not? said Parkenstein.  I am handicapped.
You can’t [...]



Pilgrim House Community: A strange Little Cult

Jun 28th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Religion, Scandal

There was a very peculiar half-page advertisement in the Irish Times during the week, signed by Bridget Anne Ryan, Conleth Finnegan, Claudia Carvajal and Benedict Hogan.
Have a read of this and see what you make of it.

Now.  Isn’t that exceedingly strange?
You’ll notice that it refers to damage caused by the signatories’ dishonesty seven years ago, [...]



A Pheasant’s Tale, Part The Second

Jun 27th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Jesus, the town is full of goose-milkers, heron-stranglers and baldy grow-badlies!
Gonad was not a happy man.
What? What, Gonad, my esteemed, though expensive, lawyer?
Did you see the state of them? he testiculated, and I just back from an ugly incident at the award of the perpetual Festy McGonagle memorial cup. In the Damned Liar pub.
The [...]



A question for you

Jun 27th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Humour

Here’s a question for you:
Why can’t women work a toilet seat?
To help with this, I’ve prepared a training course.  Furthermore, though most men are already familiar with the mysteries of a hinge, they’ll be welcome to attend as a refresher, but I see this course mainly having benefits in helping women to understand that it’s [...]



Euro 2008 Russia vs Spain. With Politics And Mass-Murder

Jun 27th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, Sport, politics, world

I had to be in the hospital today. 
Not for me. No.  No, it’s all right.  Fear not. Bock is fine.
No indeed.  I just had to be there for someone else, but it meant I didn’t get a chance to watch a whole lot of soccer, so unfortunately, I’m not in a position to give [...]