Comments on: Lotto Winner Pockets €18M

By: Mr. Terwilliger

Mr. Terwilliger — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:57:15 +0000

I knew my plan had some merit despite the many rejections my proposals have gotten from the National Geographic Society and various museums around the globe. Since you’ve shown some interest here I’ll be sure to post a sign-up sheet, once I get funding or am successful at the faith-based economics lotto plan.

Returning to the subject of all those over-weight people, I’m thinking of marketing a diet plan to them since I’ve always been on the thin side myself and know a bit about not getting fat. I think my plan will require them to mail me their dessert rather than eating it themselves.

After paying me a steep enrollment fee of course.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:43:51 +0000

Mr. Terwilliger, you’ll be needing someone along to chronicle your quest, no? I come with children, but they are excellent at making cocktails and fetching the sun-cream. I come with a nice husband too but… well, you know, there’s always the phone. After a few months the ache of missing us will pass, I expect.

By: Bock

Bock — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:49:02 +0000

What a good idea Mr Terwiliger. We could use it to go on the pith.

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:34:32 +0000

I couldn’t give a flying fuck who won! Good luck to them.

By: Mr. Terwilliger

Mr. Terwilliger — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:30:55 +0000

I have only one chin, we could split the winnings Bock.

I have plans that could use funding, I want to mount a search for the Abominable Snowman. I plan to start my search where no others have thought to look yet, the beaches of various South Pacific tropical isles.

The search could take years, but I am dedicated and with the proper funding could go beach to beach for the rest of my lifetime continuing my search. In order to assure any potential investors this expedition is on the up and up, I have already purchased a pith helmet.

It’s good to have a plan.

By: de fan

de fan — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:25:19 +0000

the winners all work for a company that make concrete roof tiles.it sounds to me like a good group to win (still I would be happier if it was myself) that bollix of a surgeon was asked if it would change his life,he said hardly it’s less than a years pay what a prick

By: Bock

Bock — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:57:19 +0000

Ordinary folk, maybe, but still bastards!

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:27:36 +0000

Sounds like a group of ordinry folk won it, €1m+ each.

But the Lotto’s basically an election giveaway fund for government politicians who get to send letters locally saying, “Look what I got ye”.

By: Lottie

Lottie — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:27:10 +0000

I heard it was a syndicate of 16 people so everyone will come out with over 1m each. Still a nice sum!!

By: Bock

Bock — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:58:01 +0000

How do you know they live in a council house?