Albert Reynolds, Cognitive Impairment and the Planning Tribunal
Posted on Thursday, July 31, 2008Albert Reynolds was supposed to give evidence to the planning tribunal, involving money and flying.
He was supposed to answer questions about a midnight military helicopter flight to a businessman’s home to collect a huge bag of cash in return for a favourable planning decision.
They were going to ask him about an unscheduled diversion of the government’s jet to the Bahamas.
They were going to ask him about flights of fancy involving ludicrous explanations for how the Quarryvale Centre came to be built and how the Neilstown town centre came to be scrapped.
It was all going to be very interesting, and it was all going to throw light on Bertie Ahern’s involvement.
But now, I’m afraid, it won’t happen.
Why?
Because a posse of doctors have told the tribunal that Albert has a cognitive impairment, which I presume means that he’s confused.
Listen, I’m confused after all the bullshit I’ve heard from witnesses at the tribunal. And I have no doubt Albert is confused with all this helicoptering and plane-diverting, but oddly enough he didn’t seem all that confused when I heard him on the radio a few weeks ago talking about Bill Clinton.
Dear Teacher
Albert cant come to school today for the summer exam as he is sick in bed with cogna casgnutn cangtv conint congint flu and he will not be feeling better until the exams are finished and this is a real pity and I am very sorry.
Your sincerly
His Mother
Stumble it!
July 31st, 2008
Like Gerry Adams says about the RA, they haven’t gone away you know. Sacred heart of Jesus Christ what an utter shower of cunts these FF low life bottom feeders are. No fucking doubt about it, they’re deluded and isolated from the plain people of Ireland. Bock, it’s been a while since you had a cut at the FF establishment, it might be time again. I told you I met that miscreant scumbag Bertie whist doing my big job scanning tickets and the Munster final. Cunt had no ticket Bock, him and hi po faced minders in their bug fuck off Mercedes, “ Scan your ticket Bertie” said I, and he gave me that smug self-satisfied fat cheesy fucking smile and shook the nearest outstretched hand. Os sweet mother I so fucking hate these fuckers.
Fucking cognitive impairment - Fucking consciousness impalement.
July 31st, 2008
As the Indo says:
“AS his ailing health forces Albert Reynolds to withdraw from public life, he can retire in the knowledge he is assured of a highly respected place in the hierarchy of Taoisigh.”
I bet that’s gonna confuse him too!
July 31st, 2008
The only thing the tribunals can ever hope to do is name and shame these bastards. But,they’re not capable of feeling shame. Lets face it, none of these fuckers will ever do time for their part in fucking up this country.They’ll never feel remorse,they’ll continue to throw mud in the water at the tribunal, and if the tribunal gets anywhere near to nailing the pricks, they’ll conveniently become unwell enough not to have to attend. And if it does emerge that the fuckers lied, stole, abused power etc, they graciously resign from their position, keeping the loot. They then turn up at various regattas, football matches, fucking westlife karaoke cash-ins, with that smug “water off a ducks arse” smile.
Fair play to you Bock, and those like you, who cut through the shit, and show these Hyenas for what they really are. Long may it last, its the only retribution we’ll get!!
July 31st, 2008
That’s it in a nutshell. They really have no sense of shame, none. It’s all a big fucking laugh to them.
Bet Uncle Albert doesn’t get so confused he wanders into the pub some night to cash his pension cheque and walk out leaving a pile of cash on the counter.
That “Indo” brown-nose effort is equally confusing, but I’m sure Sir Anto, The Knight of Abbey Street, can offer some excuse for his rags love-in with these mafiosi. Though not to a Tribunal needless to say.
July 31st, 2008
Surely there must be records of the Air Corps helicopter for the period in question that Mahon could access? If the records confirm that a flight took place as Gilmartin alleges, then the likelihood of the rest of his story being accurate increases substantially, because how otherwise could an Irish builder based in the UK be aware of the flights of a military helicopter?
Nuts
July 31st, 2008
I could do with a trip to the Bahamas i could !!