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Max Mosley Slams Sick Nazi Orgy Slur

Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2008

Wait a minute now.  Let me figure this out.

It seems that Max Mosley definitely engaged in a five-hour sadomasochistic sex session with several prostitutes.  Fair enough.  And according to the judge, “there was bondage, beating and domination which seem to be typical of S&M behaviour.”

Sorry.  I don’t think it’s just typical. I think it is S&M behaviour.  I’m surprised a judge, of all people, wouldn’t know that.

I’m laughing.  Sorry.  I realise this is no laughing matter and I’m very sorry.

I’ll stop now.

There was bondage, beating and domination, and also …

Oh Jesus please stop.  I can’t help it.  Jesus I’m crying.  Christ almighty!  This is too much.

OK, Bock.  Get it together now.  Right.  Smarten up.

According to news reports, 68-year-old Mosley — oh God!  Fuck. Help me, please.

Take a break.  Put on the kettle.  Have a coffee.

……………………. Much later ………………..

OK.  That’s better.  I’m not laughing at all now.

68-year-old Mosley is the son of 1930s British fascist leader Oswald Mosley, and  therefore very sensitive to Nazi accusations.  He doesn’t mind being whipped or insulted or put into a giant baby crib, but whatever you do, don’t accuse him of pretending to be a Nazi.

He hates that.

Today, he won £60,000 from The News of the World for falsely claiming that he took part in a five-hour Nazi sadomasochistic sex session with a number of prostitutes.

For the record, he didn’t.  The News of the World lied.

The five-hour sadomasochistic sex session that 68-year-old Max Mosley engaged in had no Nazi uniforms at all.

There.  I knew you’d want that cleared up.

Now, Mosley is going after everyone else who repeated the Nazi orgy slur.  I wouldn’t like to be one of them — would you?

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Previously: Bondage Furniture

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9 Responses to “Max Mosley Slams Sick Nazi Orgy Slur”

  1. John Browne
    July 24th, 2008

    Unfortunately this won’t put a dent in the News of the Worlds lust for scandal.
    Before all this not many people knew who Max Mosley was. Now thanks to a prostitute bringing in a hidden video camera and filming their seisún everyone knows what he’s into. I wonder how much she got from the news of the world for the tape?
    Personally I’d rather not know about the S&M habits of pensioners, but then again I don’t read the News of the World.
    Has the news of the world turned into a newspaper for OLD people porn?

  2. John Mc
    July 24th, 2008

    Actually this will put a big dent in the tabloids lust for scandal. This is the first time a “celebrity” has sued under the EU right to privacy law, as opposed to slander laws. This means that most tabloids will have difficulty reporting on privacy issues, especially sexual behaviour, which are deemed as private. This is a big deal legally.

  3. Bock
    July 24th, 2008

    No sympathy here for the gutter press. Fuck ‘em!

  4. George
    July 24th, 2008

    The fine is only the tip of the iceberg, apperently Max was awarded his costs as well and that’s rumoured to be around the million mark.

    While I’d love to think that this judgement will be treated as a landmark and maybe give the celebs back some of there privacy from the gutter press, I have a feeling that they will just consider it a ‘business cost’ and continue as always.

    Hell, NOTW are calling it a bad day for the freedom of the press!!! FFS you spanners when has freedom of the press ever entitled them to just make things up?

  5. Patricia Albright
    July 24th, 2008

    Everyone is reading about this case today because it involves a public figure who sued, but I’d like to make the point that ordinary sex workers, who are not in the public eye, are being exposed by the media all the time in the name of sensational sex stories. Tabloid newspapers especially frequently run articles exposing ordinary “working girls”, despite the fact it is not against the law to work as an escort and thus these ladies have committed no crime. The lives of many sex workers in the UK and Ireland have been ruined by this type of journalism. Last month, in Ireland, a TV show exposed two separate independent escorts on national TV for apparently no reason other than salacious TV. I don’t know if today’s verdict will discourage this type of journalism but I hope it will.

  6. Dan Sullivan
    July 24th, 2008

    Like I said Bock it was all just good clean S&M fun. Frankly who wouldn’t enjoy a young lady ordering them about in a German accent. If you were to believe the British press every time a couple of Germans get together for a brew they’re trying to resurrect the Reich.

  7. morgor
    July 25th, 2008

    Did you read the editor of the NOTW giving out about it.

    “our press is less free today after another judgement based on privacy laws emanating from Europe”.

    Always ready to stir up a bit of xenophobia.

    What a cunt.

  8. Thriftcriminal
    July 25th, 2008

    So you could use a logo with two small lightening strikes on your furniture, (symbolising the electricity of the moment) and get a ready market then?

  9. George
    July 25th, 2008

    I think you’ll enjoy this Bock…

    http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns20607.html

    Mr. Mosley is now going after NOTW for Libel as well

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