Comments on: Selection From The Archives

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:26:53 +0000

Just the one black bush?

By: Saint Russ

Saint Russ — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:25:42 +0000

I like to think of it more along the lines of my dear old spinster Aunt of 82, never been married, never had a boyfriend, or acquaintance. Then bang, all of a sudden into her (after)life, 76 other similar lived members of the knitting circle, and a slightly charred, bewildered looking fellow, suddenly in a rush of realisation that he’s cocked up on a mammoth scale, quotes the famous Western philosopher Homer - “D’oh !”

By: GerryOS

GerryOS — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:07:10 +0000

I’ve often wondered what’s in it for female suicide bombers.

Having despatched herself and whoever else was around her to kingdom come, she finds herself faced with 77 spotty 16-year-old gimps, all trying to cop a feel and then presenting their middle fingers to their mates, saying “Shmell this!”

By: Deborah

Deborah — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:08:49 +0000

Hehe… very good Bock! :) Apparently, depending on the translation in question it could also be 77 pieces of fruit. It makes me laugh to think of some of these eejits finding out their mullah was dealing with a crap translation upon arriving in heaven and receiving a very large fruit basket for their efforts.

By: Mule Taker

Mule Taker — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:11:52 +0000

Well worth a second read.Getting great visuals
of the like happening in The Pub of the King Billy Beer Bottle.Any room in the snug?