Parkenstein, I said, you’re looking a lot tidier than the last time I saw you.  Did you shave?

Yeah, he said.  My trusty old electric shaver did the trick.

Electric!  I was surprised.  It looks like a very close shave.  Don’t you use those fancy expensive blades?

No, he said.  They’re so good you end up with a face like a baby’s bottom.

Isn’t that a good thing?  I was puzzled.

Certainly not, said Parkenstein.  Who wants Gary Glitter wrapped around their head?