Beauty Pageant For Nuns. Miss Sister 2008
Posted on Tuesday, August 26, 2008No. I didn’t make this up.
Miss Sister 2008 is the name of the beauty competition run by Father Antonio 
Rungi. If you’re a nun between 18 and 40, you can send your picture to Father Rungi and he’ll put it up on his website where readers will be able to vote for their favourites.
Do you really think nuns are all wizened, funereal old ladies?, demanded Fr Rungi. Today it’s not like that any more, thanks to an injection of youth and vitality brought to our country by foreign girls, he panted.
I never thought all nuns were wizened old ladies. Some of them, like our beloved Mother Teresa, are absolute stunners and I’m certainly looking 
forward to seeing Father Rungi’s web-site when he starts the competition in September.
This is such a good idea, I think I might start a series of my own, or maybe several, catering to catholic tastes, so to speak. I got together for a drink with some of the girls and we had a few ideas.
We were thinking of things like, oh, I don’t know, maybe Monk of the Month. Something for the ladies.
And then I was thinking, what about a specialised competition like perhaps Novices in Bodices, or Bishops in Basques. Good! Now we’re on a roll.
Pert Priests.
Pouting Prelates.
And for the fetishists, Smoking Sisters. What do you think?
Now. Before you start calling me a blasphemer, let me put your mind at ease. I made absolutely sure to call the Pope and run it by him.
He seemed happy enough with the idea.
I think I’ll start with Father Fishnet.
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UPDATE
Disaster
Father Rungi has had to cancel his beauty competition due to some humourless bishop motherfucker complaining, but that just means more room for Bock.
Get those nominations rolling, people. This competition will rule the world.
Here are the categories so far, as suggested by me and by my readers:
Miss Sister 2008.
The Robe of Tralee
Monk of the Month
Novices in Bodices
Bishops in Basques
Pert Priests
Pouting Prelates
Smoking Sisters
Father Fishnet
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August 26th, 2008
The Robe of Tralee !
Ratzo’s Virgin Soldiers.
August 26th, 2008
Brother bodice.
There’ll be a red book outside hell’s front door with your name in it kid, and BB will be calling in only the coolest sinners, a lá studio 54.
August 26th, 2008
Up the Popes Pole, Virgins in Vestments, I really can’t wait to see the Top !0 from Father Antonio Rungi, then it will be Get me to the Nunnery.
August 26th, 2008
Thats a weird post Bock.
August 26th, 2008
You know what Ferdia?
I’d advise you to get used to it.
August 26th, 2008
What this about ?
August 26th, 2008
I’m having nun of it!
August 26th, 2008
well if the priests can do it…. Calendario Romano! promoting tourism in the Vatican like :)
http://www.calendarioromano.org/
http://www.calendarioromano.co.uk/
even the Mormons are having a go…Mormo :)
http://www.mormonsexposed.com/
August 26th, 2008
Look! It’s Matt Damon!
August 27th, 2008
Ferdia, would you please give me a fucking break and stop sending me paranoid fucking emails? Thanks.
August 27th, 2008
Gutted I am,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7583337.stm
August 27th, 2008
Terrible news for Padre Rungi but great news for Bock.
I’m going ahead with the competitions regardless. See if a crowd of bishop bastards will silence me.
Ha?
Get your nominations in, kids.
August 27th, 2008
Such devoted sisters!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px9aK_s5la8
August 27th, 2008
Hotties in Habits
Brothers in Armani
August 27th, 2008
There’s already a calendar featuring priests - widely available in all reputable outlets in Rome. Spotted it when we were on holiday earlier this year.
August 27th, 2008
I’ve seen the calendar referred to above, it’s tres camp.
Cuties in Cassocks
Funky Franciscans
Juicy Jesuits
Caped Crusaders (Redemptorists only)
Demure Dominicans
Arch Bishops
Cracking Cardinals
Page 3 Primates
Tender Mercys
The IDoDeclares! (for Poor Clares only)
PPs With PPoise
Eye Candy Curates
etc etc
August 27th, 2008
OMG! conan was on a roll!! i swear, sugar, catholics have always been a source of amusement to me and only got better after i left the church…actually, all religions are fun times! xoxo
August 27th, 2008
Hot Under The Collar.
August 27th, 2008
Benny’s Busty Babes.
August 27th, 2008
T.V. Series: How To Look Good Defrocked!
August 27th, 2008
Ahhhhhh this is vergin’ on the rediculous.
August 27th, 2008
Ratso’s Rides!
Saint Cecilia Holman Lee’s lovelies.