Aug 262008
 

No.  I didn't make this up.

Miss Sister 2008 is the name of the beauty competition run by Father Antonio Rungi.  If you're a nun between 18 and 40, you can send your picture to Father Rungi and he'll put it up on his website where readers will be able to vote for their favourites.

Do you really think nuns are all wizened, funereal old ladies?, demanded Fr Rungi. Today it's not like that any more, thanks to an injection of youth and vitality brought to our country by foreign girls, he panted.

I never thought all nuns were wizened old ladies.  Some of them, like our beloved Mother Teresa, are absolute stunners and I'm certainly looking forward to seeing Father Rungi's web-site when he starts the competition in September.

This is such a good idea, I think I might start a series of my own, or maybe  several, catering to catholic tastes, so to speak.  I got together for a drink with some of the girls and we had a few ideas.

 

We were thinking of things like, oh, I don't know, maybe Monk of the Month.  Something for the ladies.

And then I was thinking, what about a specialised competition like perhaps Novices in Bodices, or Bishops in Basques.  Good!  Now we're on a roll. 

Pert Priests.

Pouting Prelates.

And for the fetishists, Smoking Sisters.  What do you think?

Now.  Before you start calling me a blasphemer, let me put your mind at ease. I made absolutely sure to call the Pope and run it by him. 

He seemed happy enough with the idea.

 

 

 

 

I think I'll start with Father Fishnet.

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UPDATE

Disaster

Father Rungi has had to cancel his beauty competition due to some humourless bishop motherfucker complaining, but that just means more room for Bock.

Get those nominations rolling, people.  This competition will rule the world.

Here are the categories so far, as suggested by me and by my readers:

Miss Sister 2008.

The Robe of Tralee

Monk of the Month

Novices in Bodices

Bishops in Basques

Pert Priests

Pouting Prelates

Smoking Sisters

Father Fishnet

 

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  22 Responses to “Beauty Pageant For Nuns. Miss Sister 2008”

Comments (22)
  1.  

    The Robe of Tralee !

    Ratzo's Virgin Soldiers.

  2.  

    Brother bodice.

    There'll be a red book outside hell's front door with your name in it kid, and BB will be calling in only the coolest sinners, a lá studio 54.

  3.  

    Up the Popes Pole, Virgins in Vestments, I really can't wait to see the Top !0 from Father Antonio Rungi, then it will be Get me to the Nunnery.

  4.  

    Thats a weird post Bock.

  5.  

    You know what Ferdia?

    I'd advise you to get used to it.

  6.  

    What this about ?

  7.  

    I'm having nun of it!

  8.  

    well if the priests can do it…. Calendario Romano! promoting tourism in the Vatican like :)

    http://www.calendarioromano.org/
    http://www.calendarioromano.co.uk/

    even the Mormons are having a go…Mormo :)
    http://www.mormonsexposed.com/

  9.  

    Look! It's Matt Damon!

  10.  

    Ferdia, would you please give me a fucking break and stop sending me paranoid fucking emails? Thanks.

  11.  

    Terrible news for Padre Rungi but great news for Bock.

    I'm going ahead with the competitions regardless. See if a crowd of bishop bastards will silence me.

    Ha?

    Get your nominations in, kids.

  12.  

    Hotties in Habits

    Brothers in Armani

  13.  

    There's already a calendar featuring priests – widely available in all reputable outlets in Rome. Spotted it when we were on holiday earlier this year.

  14.  

    I've seen the calendar referred to above, it's tres camp.

    Cuties in Cassocks
    Funky Franciscans
    Juicy Jesuits
    Caped Crusaders (Redemptorists only)
    Demure Dominicans
    Arch Bishops
    Cracking Cardinals
    Page 3 Primates
    Tender Mercys
    The IDoDeclares! (for Poor Clares only)
    PPs With PPoise
    Eye Candy Curates

    etc etc

  15.  

    OMG! conan was on a roll!! i swear, sugar, catholics have always been a source of amusement to me and only got better after i left the church…actually, all religions are fun times! xoxo

  16.  

    Hot Under The Collar.

  17.  

    Benny's Busty Babes.

  18.  

    T.V. Series: How To Look Good Defrocked!

  19.  

    Ahhhhhh this is vergin' on the rediculous.

  20.  

    Ratso's Rides!
    Saint Cecilia Holman Lee's lovelies.

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