You see? I told you they’d mutate.
I received a comment from a Jehovah-Witnessing Vegan HERE and I doubt if that’s the end of the matter. He was a sort of Jehovah’s Hostile Witness. Now that the fanatics have started to interbreed, who knows where it will end? I reckon we might be looking at an army of Homeopathic Vegan Jehovah Witnesses on the rise, and not only that, but an entire Jehovah’s CSI episode.
As well as Jehovah’s witnesses, we’ll see Jehovah’s Victims and Jehovah’s Perpetrators. Jehovah’s crime scene investigators. Jehovah’s Prosecutors. Jehovah’s Innocent Bystanders and Jehovah’s Undercover Agents.
No-one will be safe. Wait till the Jehovah’s Assassins arrive, with little phials of deadly undetectable homeopathic poison. The crooked Jehovah’s Pathologist will overlook the evil memories in the homeopathic water that killed you and they’ll probably frame some harmless internet waffler like me. I’ll be a Jehovah’s Suspect, but not for long. In short order I’ll be hauled before a Jehovah’s Judge and Jehovah’s Jury, accused of killing the pigs for the Meatabix.
How do you plead?
Not guilty, I’ll say, you got the wrong man. Nothing touched the trigger but the Devil’s right hand.
They won’t believe me, and after some meat-free muttered witnessing, I’ll find myself in the Jehovah’s Slammer, facing the prospect of the Jehovah’s Chair, watched over by an unsmiling Jehovah’s Warder.
They’ll offer me a last meal, and I’ll smile. Certainly. You have to give the Jehovah’s Condemned Man one last meal before you burn me, don’t you?
We do, Brother Bock.
We’ll then, I’ll snarl, rustle me up a big pile of fuckin Meatabix, like a good Jehovah’s Vegan. And be quick about it.