I’ve just been contacted by a Mystery Caller with a great plan.
Bock, he said. It’s about time we nailed these politicians.
Oh hello, Mystery Caller, I replied. I didn’t recognise your voice there for a minute.
No, he said. It’s electronically mysterised.
I’m a busy man, I told him. What do you want?
I want to nail the [...]
You know, I’d have to say things worked out pretty well really, in the end, despite a disappointing start to the weekend, which I won’t go into.
The Nut’s party on Friday night was great but nobody was ever going to survive it unscathed. I’m glad to say that the boat race on Saturday was cancelled [...]
Bullet was at the Metallica gig the other night, and he did well; he even managed to get a pit pass for himself.
Excellent. Well done Bullet. But haven’t the kids got it so easy these days? Christ Almighty, I was well into my eighties before I ever got to attend a major rock gig like [...]
I’m off to the Nut’s birthday party tonight. Woo-hoo!
Here, let’s have a song.
(And yes, you who sent it to me, you’re right. You are going to Hell).
What kind of a genius would you say Charlotte Mulhall is?
This is a woman who was convicted, with her sister, of brutally murdering a man by stabbing him dozens of times and beating him over the head with a hammer. They then cut him into pieces before throwing the body parts into a canal, apart [...]
Liam Brady is described as stable and lucid after being rushed to hospital.
Brady lucid? I can see why they called an ambulance.
Back-pain is fine.
Everybody gets back-pain. Athletes get back-pain. Footballers.
Back-pain doesn’t label you, it’s just a fact of life.
Hip pain is a whole different kettle of lobsters though. Hip pain is a real milestone in the decrepitude stakes. That’s one you won’t quickly admit to colleagues or friends.
I have a pain in my hip.
No. Sorry. [...]
I know this is old, and I posted it before, but let’s do it anyway. Why not?
