Help me out here, people, if you wouldn't mind. Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you felt like a complete idiot? Just asking. If you have views [...]

You see?  I told you they'd mutate. I received a comment from a Jehovah-Witnessing Vegan HERE and I doubt if that's the end of the matter.  He was a sort [...]

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Isn't it just hysterical to listen to the Americans talking about Russian behaviour in Georgia? Condi thinks Russia is isolating itself and losing international credibility, while Dubya says it's wrong [...]

I must be one of the few people who actually have the Charlie Manson album, Lie: The Love and Terror Cult. It isn't bad, you know.  He has a reasonable [...]

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To the thundering fucker who stole my phone out of my jacket in Nancy Blake's last Saturday night, can I say only this: May your arse fester and close up, [...]

So you thought I couldn't get more offensive, yeah?  

This was our little gazebo last night.  Cosy, isn't it? Well, I'm afraid I have bad news for you.  The little gazebo is no more, because the wind made shit [...]

I went down to Aldi for the usual Saturday essentials.  The week's shopping, y'know? Normally, my shopping list contains two items: 1.  Big pile of drink from Aldi. 2.  Give [...]