Weapons of Mass Destruction — The Disintegrator

Posted on Sunday, August 3, 2008

This has to be the most worrying weapon ever to emerge from the military-industrial complex.

Bastards!

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21 Responses to “Weapons of Mass Destruction — The Disintegrator”

mapstew
August 3rd, 2008
Oh the humanity!! I used to work for Verbatim. I MADE those fuckin’ floppies!!
Mule Taker
August 3rd, 2008
Have the local scumbags got one yet?Or even worse……Has Willie O’Dea put in an order? Sweet Jesus we are doomed.Doomed I tell you.
Andrew
August 3rd, 2008
Must be a bugger to load - wonder if it’s adaptable for paintball or maybe pebble-dashing the shed?
Nora
August 3rd, 2008
Best stress relief I’ve ever seen. It beats throwing oranges at a metal garage door.
Mule Taker
August 3rd, 2008
My grandmother used to put the washing through one of those things to speed up the drying process.It was free with a generation-size bar of carbolic soap.
Nora
August 3rd, 2008
I wonder could it be adapted to do the ironing.
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2008
Does it come in any other colours, I ‘m looking for something maybe in beige?
the muller
August 3rd, 2008
It should take about 45 minutes to reload that yolk, so it could well be the weapon of mass destruction Bush and Bliar were looking for.
Mule Taker
August 4th, 2008
Nora-What is this”ironing”you speak of? Doesn’t
sound good.
Nora
August 4th, 2008
The Tuatha de Danaan used it against the Fir Bolg. Saddam used it against the Kurds. It’s a terrible thing. Wrecks the neck and spine and makes walking nigh impossible. Even the Yanks haven’t upgraded it.
Bock
August 4th, 2008
Yes. It’s a banned weapon.
mapstew
August 5th, 2008
My best friend was adapted for ironing! I miss him!
Bock
August 5th, 2008
I wouldn’t mind if one of my friends was adapted for fucking ironing.
Nora
August 5th, 2008
Since, apart from giving me backache, the job is the most boring on god’s earth, isn’t it a wonder nobody has found a “modern energy-saving way” to do the thing.

Ironing, I mean.
Bock
August 5th, 2008
Nature did. It was called “skin”.
Nora
August 5th, 2008
Oooh … he’s a closet nudist.
Benny the Bridgebuilder
August 5th, 2008
What ever happened to drip-dry?
mapstew
August 6th, 2008
A nudist…. coming out of a wardrobe even… the iron y!
Bock
August 6th, 2008
Are there still nudists?
mapstew
August 6th, 2008
I think they prefer ‘naturist’ these days. Or is that another gang?
mapstew
August 6th, 2008
Sign outside nudist resort:

“Sorry, Clothed For Winter”.

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