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New Garda Paintball Team

Posted on Thursday, September 4, 2008

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20 Responses to “New Garda Paintball Team”

  1. ferdia2010
    September 4th, 2008

    They are well kitted out anyway, don’t think they will achieve much. More customers for the morgue maybe.

  2. Trinity
    September 4th, 2008

    I think it’s hillarious. Quick change Gardai eh :)At least the get to play dress up *cough* and makes them look like they are actually doing something. You know they only change into that gear when called upon. Lets hope they are quick changers! otherwise the ole criminals will be off in the other direction! The ERU will now be reduced, so really it’s six of one half dozen of the other.

  3. The Bolted Nut
    September 4th, 2008

    It is bloody mad. They will do a Superman/Incredible Hulk job - one minute, they will be in the old blue bull’s wool, next there will be a volley of shots in Moyross, the boys put on the Darth Vader gear and fuck off hot-foot in their special Volvos to catch the gomeys. Those volvos will be lead-magnets, everyone will want a shot at them.
    How will they cope when they are sitting on their piles in court, waiting to prosecute ordinary joes for being three kilometers over a speed limit set by some gombeen county councillor who wants planning permission for a Statoil garage on the edge of town - and the beeper goes off?
    ‘Excuse me Judge, Garda Mulbollix must go to Moyross this minute to shoot a few collopys, the fuckers are at it again…”
    ‘Noted Inspector O’Cluas, the case against the defendant accused of speeding can go fuck itself while Mulbollix dashes off…”

    Ní féidir leis an ngobadán an dá thrá a fhreastail…

    You can’t be in two places at one time, unless you’re Padre Pio, and he had more sense than to join the guards.

    Nuts

  4. prunly
    September 4th, 2008

    I see a vigilante has overthrown the Gardaí. They should have seen it coming really.

  5. Niall
    September 5th, 2008

    I’m wondering is there an appropriate fashion-speak one word descriptor, like SS-esque?

  6. manuel
    September 5th, 2008

    awh it;s just like the old days up here…….

  7. Bock
    September 5th, 2008

    You’re a bit nostalgic now that all the Norn Iron drug dealers have gone away?

  8. Primal Sneeze
    September 5th, 2008

    I think the colour suits them.

    A right shower of blackguards them.

  9. james
    September 5th, 2008

    they are bloody briliant–were can i buy one

  10. Rap goes the weasel
    September 5th, 2008

    Will they be in the shops by Xmas?

  11. galwaywegian
    September 5th, 2008

    YMCA, it’s fun to stay at the YMCA……….

  12. Shawn de Leer
    September 5th, 2008

    After hours drinkers: Be afraid!… Be VERY Afraid!!!!…

  13. Conan Drumm
    September 5th, 2008

    I’m devastated, there’ll be no more Starship Troopers sequels now that they’ve sold off the costumes.

  14. Conan Drumm
    September 5th, 2008

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2938738688/tt0120201

  15. Hoof
    September 5th, 2008

    How do they expect Willie O’Dea to scut around on his rat-runs in that get up? His little paws will be worn out in no time in those kinky leggings.

  16. Sniffle&Cry
    September 5th, 2008

    But they’ll need some protective clothing if they’re going into our Limerick estates.

  17. Nick McGivney
    September 5th, 2008

    Like the danger of the low angle. Or did they shoot the photographer?

  18. Devin
    September 5th, 2008

    Ooh,Are they hiring?

    Transformers II

  19. mapstew
    September 6th, 2008

    Didn’t Micky Jackson wear that rig-out on one of his tours? Or was it Gary Numan?? Kinky boots ‘tho!!

  20. artyeva
    September 6th, 2008

    I bet Willie O’Dea is getting Mrs O’Dea to knock up one of em outfits on her Singer as we speak…

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