What Am I Going To Do With All This Beer?
Sep 10th, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Food & Drink, Home, My life
Seriously. What am I going to do with all the drink left behind after the party? Everywhere I look I see more cans of beer stuck in flower-pots, more bottles of wine peeping out from behind chairs.
I’ve started to gather it all up and put it somewhere out of the way, but really you know this is an unfeasible amount of drink to have lying around the house.
Perhaps I should give it to charity. What do you think? Some charity that tours the city handing out strong drink to the needy, like Meals on Wheels only drunker.
Bars in Cars.
There’s an idea now.
Here, you needy-looking fucker. Have a bottle of Knob Creek.
I swear to you, everywhere I look there’s forgotten drink, untouched, abandoned 
and left to me. What the hell am I going to do with this abundance of the Devil’s buttermilk?
Even one such as I, with such prodigiously thirsty friends, will have difficulty disposing of all this drink unless …
unless …
unless!!
Unless I have another party to get rid of it all.
What a great idea!
Another party as soon as possible.
This is brilliant. Let’s have another party. I’ll get right on it just as soon as the daughter-child and 
myself get back from Dublin. (Did I mention we were going to see Emmylou Harris on Friday night?)
What a great idea. I’m glad I mentioned it to you now, even though I was feeling a little embarrassed to bring it up, but no, all worked out well thanks to your active listening.
Did you ever think of becoming a counsellor?
Great idea Bock. I’ll kiss your ass for an invitation. You seem to have the only beer garden in the world that actually grows beer! maybe the theme for the next one should be ‘beer garden party’
Nuts
hold on a minute now, don’t rush into this one just yet, think of the consequences… there could be trouble…
Put it off for a little while, to, say, anytime during the month of.. how about next April. Yea, that’s a good idea, during next April. April 2009, sometime between the 5th and the 25th.
Yeah, perfect…
Well..if you have it in February (Brrrr) the beer should all have grown back for Snookertony in April.Just a thought.
It is your duty to have a party as soon as humanly possible.. anything else would be madness!!
Ah Budvar, thy name is gold.
the night of the first heineken cup match in the new Thomond park might be worth keeping in mind.
After watching The African Queen last night, I recommend keeping it away from Katharine Hepburn, for starters.
I’m thirsty now dammit.And yes you did mention Emmylou.At least a dozen times. Enjoy.