He turned us down, the miserable swine.
That’s what Doctor Who writer, Russell T Davies, told a crowd of 2000 people at the launch of his book about the series.
He turned us fuckin down, the miserable fuckin swine.
The comment caused consternation in Buckingham Palace:
Charles: I’ll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and …..
Camilla: What, Ridley Scott?
Charles: No, no, I don’t know who it was, and he said, “You swine”.
Camilla: Yeah?
Charles: I said, “What?” He said, “You swine”.
Camilla: Yeah. And you replied, “You fucking swine”?
Charles: I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, “You swine”.
Camilla: Yeah …..
Charles: And then he said ….. 
Camilla: ….. what’d he come back with?
Charles: He come back. He says-, he said, “You fucking swine”. I said, “You calling me ….. ”
Camilla: You’re joking! He said, “You fucking swine”?
Charles: He-, yeah, he said, “You call me a swine , you fucking s-?” I said, “You f-”, I said, “You fucking swine”.
Camilla: I should hope so, “you fucking swine”. _________________________
Fuck it. Let’s hear Pete and Dud doing it properly:
Stumble it!
