My opinion differed in that I pointed out that we were still achieving somewhat similar results when McCarthy and Kerr were in charge and it will be only a matter of time before we head yet again on the downward spiral.

They deemed me a fool. We’ll see.

The chavs are generally easier on the eye than the Guards.

There’s more skill involved in the injury avoidance than in the fuck kicking.

And if you want to watch a fight, I sure there are still one or two establishments whose boardwalks host such events in Limerick. Lord knows there are plenty up here.

At least in the bog-ball you might see a decent fight.

You go too far.

Nick — I know. I was only joking about the Budweiser.

I’ve decided to start smashing my face against a rusty six-inch nail while listening to Céline Dion and eating dog-turds soaked in Budweiser.

Ugh. Budweiser.

That’s why Germany, France and Italy are scraping through every game and the likes of Greece are winning the European Championship.

One of the days (and if last nights fare was anything to go by, le jour de boredom est arrivé) International soccerball will be as entertaining as the fucking Eurovision, only the Armenians, Turks, Poles and Latvians will be arsed about it.

Let’s hope Munster don’t get shit. Pretty fucking unlikely, but you never know, I suppose.