Jack White and Alicia Keys Sing Bond Theme. Another Way to Die of Boredom.
Oct 1st, 2008 | By Bock | Category: Bock rant, MusicDid you hear that Bond theme song, Another Way to Die?
Is that the shitest load of fucking shite you ever heard in your life? No, seriously now. Isn’t that the foulest heap of steaming warthog-shit you could ever accidentally stand into?
For fucksake, what a pretentious load of old bollocks, and what a pity Jack White had to be involved.
I used to like Jack. I really did. I thought Jack had, in some ways, helped to rescue popular music from its own personal Hell of drab, electronic anonymity and brought it back to where it should be. Live. Exciting. With real people playing real instruments.
Fucking great. I even put up with Meg because Jack was involved, but I will not put up with Alicia and I also won’t put up with the sort of drivel Jack has taken to spouting these days.
Do you know what he said about recording this fucking song?
Alicia put some electric energy into her breath that cemented itself into the magnetic tape. Very inspiring to watch. It gave me a new voice, and I wasn’t myself anymore.
Christ all-jumping-mighty. What sort of nonsense is that, Jack?
No. On second thoughts, don’t answer that, or you might give us more of the same, like this:
… we joined our voices and screamed and moaned about these characters in the film and their isolation, having no one to trust, not even themselves. Maybe we became them for a few minutes.
I had to read that a couple of times to convince myself I was seeing it right. Maybe we even became them for a few minutes.
Became what? Became fucking what??
No, Jack. No, you fucking didn’t. They’re not fucking real. You can’t fucking become them. It’s a Bond movie, Jack. A fucking Bond movie, and all you did was sing a fucking song, and a very BAD fucking song at that. Very very fucking bad.
A shite song!
Oh for fucksake, now my blood pressure is starting to go off the scale and I’m kicking the dog again
Thanks very much for drawing my attention to that crap.Now I’m looking for any way to die exceot that one.Much too painful.How,s Satan the poor fucker?
Yes I heard that bloody song and my only regret was that I didn’t have a dog to kick, so I went out and bought one and then I heard the song again and now the poor auld do is impaled on me shoe, so jack and ajax you owe me a fucking dog, ok
…and dont get me started on The Blizzard’s “Trust me im a doctor…
I have only heard it once and that was in work on the radio so i wasnt really listening properly but it didnt sound like much…
In fairness,as regards to the wanky quotes,its not that shocking considering that White was able to justify doing a Coca Cola ad a couple of years back.After that i reckon he could almost put across a reasonable arguement for creationism..almost…
It must have been a decent sized chunk of change to make old Jack sell out like so.
Muke Taker — You’re welcome. Satan is very sore.
Mr The Law — And a shoe?
OD — All right, then. I won’t get you started on The Blizzards’ “Trust me im a doctor”
Bollix — Nah. I’d say he’d sell out for small money.
I’ve always liked the name “Satan’s Vagina” for a band.
I love Bond movies, but a bad theme song makes me want to stop watching immediately. I’ve them all except the shite ones….
I think it’s alright to be honest….
95% of Bond theme’s are actually shit..its easily the best one in ages.
Song of much poo.
pretty weak alright.
maybe a petition to get this to replace it…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMoJRLStD9c