Bock Getting Too Serious — Shock!!

 Posted by on December 24, 2008  Add comments
Dec 242008

I was told tonight that I’m getting too serious, and do you know what?  I think that’s probably true.  Too much politics and too many child-abusing priests.  Not enough drunkenness and falling over and crashing concrete mixers onto the road.

But come here a minute and let me ask you this.  Why do people want to see me making a fool of myself?  Why can’t they just shut the fuck up and listen to my opinions on politics and crooked politicians and child-abusing clergy?  Why?

Jesus Christ, it’s not as though I didn’t give them enough opportunity to laugh at me during the year.  It isn’t as if I failed to make a complete fool of myself and put it out there for people to sneer at.

Every time I made an idiot of myself, every time I made a half-witted decision, or just tripped and banged my stupid head, I’ve put it up here for you to chuckle at.  What the fuck do these people want?

I don’t know.  Maybe I should find new ways to make an utter prick of myself, though of course that would be difficult.  I know it.  I know full well how hard it would be to get any more incompetent than I already am, but for you I’m willing to try.

So look.  I’ll make you a promise for the new year.  I promise to be an even worse idiot than I already am.  How about that?  I promise to make a complete prick of myself, instead of an absolute fool, and if I can manage it at all, I’ll try to bring you photos of me making a complete tool of myself.

How about it?

I can’t say fairer than that, can I?

  8 Responses to “Bock Getting Too Serious — Shock!!”

Comments (8)

    Errrrr, happy Christmas?
    Have a good one!


    Whoever told you that you’re getting too serious can’t be reading enough of your posts.A finely balanced mix of madness,fun, highly interesting topics,good music and pictures.What more can we ask?Have a good Christmas Bock.


    Happy Bockmass, Christ.


    And many more conundrums to you.


    I’m easy, I rather like you both ways. So to speak. Have a good Christmas, and I hope 2009 is a bloody good year for you.


    What’s that saying “you gotta listen to thunder”.

    There are bitter cunts everywhere .

    This is a fucking great blog. A powerful and influential blog too.

    Do whatever you want, and fuck the begrudgers.


    i’m with sniffle on this one, sugar…fuck’em if they can’t take a joke! xoxox

    (raising my almost noon glass of bourbon…cheers!)


    Never underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. Happy Christmas Bock and a preposterous New Year

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