Who the fuck are the Irish Association of Anger Management and how the fuck did they get on the nine o’clock news? Who the fuck do these fuckers think they are?
Anger management my arse!! They can FUCK OFF!!! I’ll manage my anger any way I fucking feel like, and no smug, self-satisfied counsellor is going to tell me how cross I’m allowed to get.
How did our national broadcaster end up giving a commercial organisation a free slot on the two main evening news bulletins? Hmm? Here’s a company that charges you €695 for a weekend course called Temper Your Anger. That’s right. Six hundred and ninety five euros. Or if you’re feeling too poor for that, you can have their one-day Anger Essentials workshop for only €295.
If you just want to find out what they want to sell you, be sure to attend their introductory evening, where they’ll make their sales pitch, and they’ll only charge you €5 for that, but you must pay in advance.
This is Christmas, a traditional time of rage, drunkenness, resentment and violence, when families are forced together even though they’d rather screw rusty roofing nails into their eyeballs, and all the old bitterness that they’ve been locking down for a full year comes boiling to the surface.
More Christmas Pudding?
The Irish Association of Anger Management. What?? What the fuck??? They’re trying to walk up our backs, and they’re being helped by the national broadcaster. I wonder which RTÉ executive has a son or daughter working for them?
Here we are in an economic disaster with the economy collapsing all around us, cutbacks in healthcare, public transport and education, and the taxpayers being forced to bail out the greedy banks and the motherfucker property developers so that our grandchildren’s grandchildren will have to climb up inside chimneys scraping off soot at five years of age to make a few pennies to help pay the national fucking debt, and here comes this sanctimonious crowd of motherfucking craw-thumpers, getting free advertising, paid for by our taxes, and they’re telling us not to be angry.
Well, do you know what? The Irish Association of Anger Management can fuck off!!
They can fuck right off before I lose my fucking temper.
This is how the Google search looked originally, but now the Irish Association of Anger Management have changed their name. Their website is now called difficultemotions, which, but for one single letter, would be highly appropriate.
Must try harder.
Here’s a little anger game to play. (Sent to me by C’est la Craic)