Tequila

(With thanks to Roxie)

9 thoughts on “Tequila

  1. Christmas Cookie Recipe

    In case you need to make Christmas Cookies:

    * 1 cup of water
    * 1 tsp baking soda
    * 1 cup of sugar
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
    * 4 large eggs
    * 1 cup nuts
    * 2 cups of dried fruit
    * 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat again.

    At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup. Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the flipping fruit off floor… Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    WEST BISHES FOR THE YEW NEAR.

  2. I became a devotee of bushmills in a past life. I spent years with red bush but we grew apart and I moved on to black bush.
    Only once did I try a green bush and the less said about that the better. Chalk that up to experience and tick the book.
    It’s been black bush for over 20 years now but if I was tempted I probably would give some other colour a go.

    Never tried Tequila.

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