Does that phrase annoy you as much as it annoys me?
You might want to check your mail.
You might want to get that tail-light fixed, buddy.
You might want to back up a little there.
Oh might I now? And what makes you think I might want to do any of that, you smarmy two-faced fuck? Why can’t you have the balls to tell me straight out? Check your mail. Fix that light. Back up.
You miserable creeping jesus. I bet you keep a fish in your trouser pocket, specially for shaking hands with.
You might want to fuck off.