Jan 152009
Does that phrase annoy you as much as it annoys me?
You might want to check your mail.
You might want to get that tail-light fixed, buddy.
You might want to back up a little there.
Oh might I now? And what makes you think I might want to do any of that, you smarmy two-faced fuck? Why can't you have the balls to tell me straight out? Check your mail. Fix that light. Back up.
You miserable creeping jesus. I bet you keep a fish in your trouser pocket, specially for shaking hands with.
You might want to fuck off.
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Now I AM laughing and choking on my tea!
Shit, I'm supposed to be packing …
gone
As you know, my favourite is "I think you'll find…," which cannot be said in anything other than a condescending, passive-aggressive tone.
here's another one "do you know what your problem is" ? love that one.
I was cleaning under my stairs today and guess what..I found a hidden agenda.
Bock, "Can't we just agree to disagree?"
I like to say "You might do such and such…"
I find it's both smug and vaguely threatening. It's only perfect so it is. You might make a note of it.
Would it not be better if?
I love you… let's get married (and be happy for the rest of our lives).
Do we have a winner…?
Particularily offensive is: What you fail to understand….
That's nothing. I'll tell you a better one …
Perhaps not….