Boctorate Conferring Day

Apr 9th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: Humour, internet

Here’s the first boctoral graduation class.  I hope people will treat the award with due respect.  They’ve earned it.

Here’s the first group of Ph.Bs in 2009.

Would the newly-conferred Boctors of Philosophy please step forward in alphabetical order.

Abbot of Iona

Abdul

Artyeva

 

Begrudger

El Cuno

Fox

Gary

Hangar Queen

No 8

Nora

Pacman

Smallisland

Steve

Immense gratitude to M’sieur le Craic for doing the pics.

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  1. savannah April 9th, 2009 9:20 pm

    what’s the appropriate gift for the candidates? xoxo

  2. Bock April 9th, 2009 9:32 pm

    It’s the honour of the award.

  3. Gary Ireland April 9th, 2009 9:37 pm

    Thank you very much Sir. I shall print it off frame it and hang it with pride among my other thingies

  4. Abbott_Of_Iona April 9th, 2009 9:49 pm

    And I didn’t even have to pay a registration fee.

  5. Irishbegrudger April 9th, 2009 10:13 pm

    It will sit proudly alongside my framed restraining order (50 meters from Twink, at all times), and my photograph of Roy Keane signed by Alfe Haaland.

  6. artyeva April 9th, 2009 10:41 pm

    excellect – i can now set up my business advising people how to give up smoking :-)

  7. Bock April 9th, 2009 10:42 pm

    Indeed you can. Enjoy your qualification.

  8. Gary Ireland April 9th, 2009 10:44 pm

    Bockmeister Sir

    As a member of the Alumni of this most illustrious Institute . May I be so bold as to recommend
    M’suir C’est La Craic as vice Chancellor .I am confident that this would be a popular decision among my fellow Alumni. Perhaps you could be so kind as to present this proposal to the Academic Committee.

  9. C'est La Craic April 9th, 2009 10:45 pm

    Irishbegrudger
    If you ask me, Frank didn’t throw her out half hard enough, or far enough for that matter.

  10. Abbott_Of_Iona April 9th, 2009 11:12 pm

    After C’est is appointed Vice Chancellor could he provide suggestions for those who want to get a doctorate from the Bock Institute of Advanced Confrontation Studies.

    Also could he apply to the Department of Education to have the Institute updraded to University status.

    I think there’s grant money in that.

  11. Bock April 9th, 2009 11:13 pm

    No doctorates from this institute.

    Only boctorates, Sorry.

  12. Abbott_Of_Iona April 9th, 2009 11:16 pm

    Damn,

    I was just about to correct my mistake.

    I suppose that means I’ll have to get a Basters Degree first.

  13. onasmallisland April 9th, 2009 11:29 pm

    Thank you kindly, Bock. I’ve learned so much in my studies at your academy, and an honoured to now be a bocktor of your philosophy

  14. C'est La Craic Ph.B April 9th, 2009 11:34 pm

    That would probably come under the responsibility of the Dean of Demonstratable Stupidity. He mostly deals with Department of De-education

  15. Nora April 9th, 2009 11:43 pm

    Yay! Thank you. I didn’t know I was listed. :)

  16. eirejew April 10th, 2009 12:52 am

    Mazel Tov to the Bock Philosophers. Everyone needs to belief in something. I believe I’ll have another beer ;)

  17. Abbott_Of_Iona April 10th, 2009 1:03 am

    eirejew,

    B’hatzlacha

  18. No.8 April 10th, 2009 10:33 am

    Ta athas orm an Boctorate seo a glacha …….

  19. eirejew April 10th, 2009 5:56 pm

    Toda Raba Abbott of Iona

  20. Abbott_Of_Iona April 10th, 2009 6:07 pm

    eirejew,

    me’uma

  21. Gary Ireland April 10th, 2009 9:22 pm

    Bock where are you? You shat on my head for my bad German and now allow Hebrew in the wrong script?

  22. Bock April 11th, 2009 11:19 am

    THe site isn’t supporting the characters. I don’t know why.

  23. pacman May 15th, 2009 6:44 pm

    Go rev mott agut, Mr Bock

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