Mexican Swine Flu
Apr 27th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: Humour, health- Hey gringo! Some men I keel for money, but joo my frien’ so I keel joo for notheeng.
- Are you going to shoot me with that matched pair of long-barrelled gold-plated hand-tooled Buntline Specials?
- No. I keel joo weeth zees feelthy peeg. He have ze floo-oo.
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What about a song?
God,if I catch this swine flu, I hope I don’t end up with an accent like that!
You’ll never make a real bandito.
Do the pigs in Mexico wear sombreros and refer to foreign swine as gringo’s?
Anyone remember an exchanges in the Dail from years back
when a Fianna Fail swine and minister for agriculture was shouting at an opposition alickadoo, “how many toes has a pig”? And the alickadoo replied, “why don’t you take off your shoe and we’ll find out”, – game, set and match. And the geezer that was hauled up in front of the beak for smuggling pigs under the border from Monaghan into Norn Iron got off on a technicality when his “learned” council argued to M’lud that the prosecution had failed to prove that the pigs thatentered the tunnel in the Republic were the same piglets that came out of the tunnel in Northern Ireland, oink oink.
Four samples, and Gerry Ryan, who is a pig, tested today in Ireland, best not be taking the piss too soon.
Relax. This is only starting.
Nothing to worry about, our top class government will make sure that all the required “action plans” are in place………..we can sleep easy……honestly, Mary Harney said it.
I can sleep easy. Mary Harney has said it wil al be ok.
This is the same woman who announced that colonoscopy patients will be seen in weeks, and not years as the real experts testify.
Complete denial of reality. Crazy people.
This is the most disastrous government in history, and I’m not only talking about Irish history. I mean in the history of the entire fucking world.
I find the word ‘swine’ culturally insensitive to pigs.
First women, then the eating habits of old age pensioners, hatred of the government, and now animals. Have you ever seen Falling Down? Probably best if you haven’t. It’ll all be new to you.
On another note I met Mary Harney once, very briefly, that is the kind of thing that could turn a man….still rode the hole off her though.
Goodnight Bock.
If you were to die of this would it be insensitive to ask for the sound track from Deliverance at your funeral?
Willie the tax dodgers version is better.
thanks for the townes van zandt song bock.its supposedly autobiographical.a nice tribute to that poor kid that was shot in oregon.one of my sons lives in that troubled half world sad to say.thanks for the great blog.i am spreading the word down under…
A good dose of dioxine will sort this pig business out
The swine flu is the wrath of Allah on you infidel like heads.Allah taught us not to eat the flesh of swine – or to not hang about if a pig or Gerry Ryan is sneezing at you.
Abdul be at peace brother. Israel has also been infected it seems. Even Gods chosen are not immune. Perhaps we may meet up in the afterlife for some nectar. Good old H1N1 shall see us all down. I have my Huri already chosen . Allah wil Ackbar , Allah wil Allah.
Gary, – Jews don’t eat crubeens either, so that leaves us infidels.
I wasn’t joking about (some) Muslim reaction – from a website in the USA.
“May Allah protect the Muslims in the West from this disease and may this disease reach all the enemies of Allah so that the American Government can no longer move a finger against the Ummah!”
Meantime, The suspected ring leader, sitting high on the hog, yesterday.
Do not approach this pig if you see him in public.
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Abdul cute piggy I need to find his/her dentist . Nice ears also. Should be quite tasty .
Back to the point We are doomed Enjoy what may be left. Having been close to Death on a number of occasions it is not so bad It seems that it looks worse than it feels . H1N1 may put us all away .
The government has just announced that the four suspected cases of swine flu have all tested negative,Brian Cowen is the messiah and the recession isn’t happening.
Ratification is likely late today for the foremost event of to human person transference of swine flu in Britain. It is believed to be a friend of Lain and Dawn Askham, who were the inaugural affirmed victims in the United Kingdom and they contacted subsequently after their homecoming from honeymoon in Mexico. Initially the man was cleared but later his symptoms kept going he was re examined and was found to be suffering from Type A flu. Tests are still ongoing but are likely to confirm swine flu. This instantly takes the total number of swine flu sufferers in Britain to 8 -that’s 6 in England 2 in Scotland but as yet no dyings.
Dyings?
It’s only the fucking flu for Christ’s sake. People have thousands of dyings every year from the flu.
14,000 people do dyings every year in the USA from the goddam flu, but you make this one sound like the Black Death.
Victims? Listen, you know what? I think you must be the first ratified victim of Swine Hysteria.
Get a fucking grip. Let’s have a few thinkings.
What about this Canadian farmer – who is suspected of infecting his herd of swine, with the er am swine flu, following a recent visit to Mexico and back. Today’s report does not specify how exactly he might have infected the piggies? Fair enough. But I keep hearing the soundtrack from Deliverence in the backdrop to this case…..
Verification is due later on today for the foremost subject of to person human transportation of swine flu in the United Kingdom. It is thought to be a acquaintance of Lain and Dawn Askham, who were the first affirmed victims in the UK and they met subsequently after their return from honeymoon in United Mexican States. at first the man was cleared but later his symptoms continued he was re tested and was determined to be suffering from Type A flu. Examinations are still in progress but are likely to confirm swine flu. This at once takes the total number of swine flu sufferers in the United Kingdom to 8 -that’s 6 in England 2 in Scotland but so far no dyings.