What Does NAMA Stand For?
Apr 9th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: namaThey tell us NAMA stands for National Assets Management Agency.
I don’t believe them. I think it stands for something else but I don’t know what.
Here’s an offer. I’ll confer a Bocktorate on anyone who comes up with a credible alternative meaning for NAMA.
UPDATE
Bocktorates have so far been awarded to the following:
Fox: Not Another Motherfucking Agency.
Abdul : National Advanced Masturbation Association
Artyeva:
National Arsehole & Mitchers Association
Not Actually Meaning Anything
Non Agreed Market Arsewiping
National Aquisition of Manky Assets
‘Nother Acronym Manifesting Apathy
Pacman: Notional Assets Management Agency
Hangar Queen:
Needing A Miracle Alright
Never A Minister Around
Naked Art? My Arse!
North American Migration Advocacy
Irish Begrudger: National Association of Mutant Aardvarks
Steve:
No Attempt to Make Amends
None of Aherne’s Mistakes Acknowledged
Gary Ireland: National Agreement My Arse
No 8: Need Another Million Anyone?
C’est la Craic: Next-time Ask McWilliams’ Advice
Abbot of Iona:NO!! Another Mafia Appropriation
Onasnmallisland:
Not a marketable asset!
Now all money appropriated
el Cuno:Nearly Always Monetary Apocalypse
Not Another Motherfucking Agency.
National Advanced Masturbation Association.
National Arsehole & Mitchers Association?
Not Actually Meaning Anything?
More like,
Notional Assets management agency
Needing A Miracle Alright
Never A Minister Around
Naked Art? My Arse!
North American Migration Advocacy
N.A.M.A National Agreement My Arse. I will do it my way Biffo the Great Leader. Fuck the peasants
Need Another Million Anyone?
Next-time Ask McWilliams’ Advice
Non Agreed Market Arsewiping
I hear you’re inquiring about the National Association of Mutant Aardvarks? Beware Bock. They’re a powerful lobby once they get motivated. Plus, they’ve got laser beams attached to their heads.
No Attempt to Make Amends.
None of Aherne’s Mistakes Acknowledged
or maybe it’s not an acronym:
“We’ll rob you blind and run of to paNAMA”.
Ok, I’m shutting up now.
sidenote: I asked my Bulgarian wife what “NAMA” meant, literally translated to her native tongue it means, literally, “nothing”.
National Aquisition of Manky Assets
NO!! Another Mafia Appropriation
‘Nother Acronym Manifesting Apathy?
nearly always monetary apocalypse
National Asset Management Agency – sorry I know thats too ridiculous
I’ve temporarily changed my religion to one more appropriate for the circumstances.
So, now that I have a new religious vigour I am issuing a Fatwa on Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan, oh fuck it, the entire front bench of the Government, The entire Board of Directors of all banks that are covered by the Government Guarantee, the Financial Regulator & the Governor of the Central Bank.
The innocent have nothing to fear. The squeamish may not want to be present when the guilty are apprehended as there may be hand-chopping, stoning and worse.
That’s it.
I’m changing back now.
Not a marketable asset!
Now all money appropriated (mwah hah hah!)
Never a madder authority
Much Ado About Nothing
(anagram)
Jesus, Nora, I can’t give you a Bocktorate for an anagram, good though it is. I’ll have to refer this to the academic council.
I could get half a Bocktorate and finish it after the recession.
Not A Minister Arrested.
Not A Misdemeanour Admitted.
It sounds awfully like kiwi for ‘Fuck the lot of ye’!
No Assets May Accrue
National Assets My Armpit
National Academy of Motherfucking Assholes
Brian — Obviously it’s a worldwide phenomenon