It only seemed proper, on this most auspicious of days, to piss off most of the major religions in equal measure.
Therefore, I offer you these for the broader Christian community:
These for the Catholics:
This for the Muslims:
And this for theJews:
While I’m at it, what about the Scientologists
and the Jehovahs
Or we could have a bag of mix ‘n’ match:
Now. Would you say enough adherents of nutcase religions feel outrage? Is Dermot Ahern going to prosecute me for pissing off these fucking lunatics? I certainly hope so.
Previously on Bock: