Following on from the Chief’s post about terrorising canvassers, has anyone actually managed to do it?
English Pat was telling me during the week about his efforts to harass some.
I want to have it out with them, he said.
I knew what that meant. They somehow managed to evade him, despite serious homicidal effort and planning on his behalf. Twice he heard the clank in the letterbox but both times they were gone in the two seconds it took him to run down the stairs.
There was a time when the fuckers were just beer-bellied, Guinness-swigging gobshites. They’d make SOME effort to convince you to vote for Paddy Joe.
He paused to settle his pounding heart and swallow a blood-pressure pill.
But not anymore. Christ no. Now we have fucking Ninja canvassers….