David Carradine Dead

Jun 4th, 2009 | By Bock | Category: Film

Grasshopper?  Dead?

How can that be?

More to the point, how can it be that Grasshopper was found hanging in a hotel-room closet, naked?

I don’t like the look of this.  Are there  hints of Michael Hutchence about it?  Or even Kill Bill?

Did someone use the five point palm-exploding heart technique on him and then try to make it look like a suicide?

I don’t like it.  Grasshopper wouldn’t kill himself.  He just wouldn’t.

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  1. Mike June 4th, 2009 10:32 pm

    Ah Jesus, I just read the actual news articles on this… it does seem a bit Hutchence alright… I feel ill…

    RIP.

  2. sunrise June 4th, 2009 11:55 pm

    i wonder at all was he with the gimp?

  3. some1lovesU June 5th, 2009 7:43 am

    That Kung Fu show was one of my favorites when I was a kid. Was sad to hear the news – but everyone does die, and he wasn’t young. I always thought that he was half oriental.

    But why did the Sun and I think the Tribune or some other gossip rag have to come right out and say that he was naked, and suggest that it was an “auto eroticism” accident? And other sources had to remind us of his early flings with alcohol and drugs, even though he was able to quit them both (I think he said)? It’s just amazing how far and how deep into a person’s life they will go for a story. And it’s terrible that his wife and family have to read such eulogies of him, at least so soon.

  4. unstranger June 5th, 2009 11:23 am

    Strange for sure.

  5. johnnypiles June 5th, 2009 1:41 pm

    pleasureing yourself in the aptly named Bangkok?…jaysis..

  6. galwaywegian June 8th, 2009 11:35 am

    He always looked as he might be going blind, so there might be something to the auto whatsit theory

  7. grasshopper June 9th, 2009 7:54 am

    at least Carradine got a lot of living in before he passed on, RIP

  8. Eric June 9th, 2009 11:28 am

    Rope burns and swollen testicles while hanging in the wardrobe? Sounds like a slow night in an Irish industrial school. Maybe he was training in the secret Shaolin/ Irish Christmas Brothers martial art , Celtic Tiger Hidden Penis.
    Now if the cops could find shit on his lips and a size eleven black leather shoe from Clearys, well!!!!!!!!

  9. Darren Molloy June 10th, 2009 11:02 am

    I read on wiki he had a history of deviant sexual behavior including incest.

  10. Bock June 10th, 2009 12:10 pm

    Apart from incest, what do you consider deviant?

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