Categories Humour What Would MacGyver Do? Post author By Bock Post date June 19, 2009 8 Comments on What Would MacGyver Do? It's only fair to share...TumblrStumbleUponRedditPinterestFacebookDiggTwitteremailLinkedin Related ← Dutchy Holland, Murderer of Veronica Guerin, Dies in Jail → Cloudburst in Paradise 8 replies on “What Would MacGyver Do?” Call out to the hen to change the bog roll…for this arduous and dangerous task is beyond even the likes of MacGyver… Marge’s two sisters in the Simpsons are big into MacGyver, they start drooling when he’s on the telly. One of them married a guy that was sleeping with the fishes once. Moe thought this was Mafia code for they were dead and at the bottom of a river. But it was explained to Moe, who was once a pro boxercalled, “Pretty Boy Moe, then Moe the Presentable, then just, Moe…… that the person concerned was actually sleeping with fishes…..”Why can’t he be just like MacGyver,” Marge’s sis sighed. Why can’t we all be like Angus in fact, the problems he solved with that Swiss army knife are the stuff of legend. he’d gently peel the layers of cardboard apart and use that to wipe. then he’d walk out, after using it all, and not mention that the roll needed replacing, or flush or wash his hands or turn off the light… xoxox Nag,Nag ,Nag. He’d use Mule Taker’s socks!! well the toilet roll holder looks a bit like a hook; so i reckon he does whatever Abu Hamza does! he’d go commando! jocks are useful for other things in times of need! :) Cap’n P- I forgot that episode.You still owe me a pair of socks.Bollix. Leave a Reply Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.