Bertie Ahern is writing a weekly sports column for the Sunday World, did you say?
No. I’m afraid not. It’s worse. He has a column with the News of the World.
What’s wrong with this picture?
Well, the first thing is the word writing. After all, this is a guy who has trouble scratching an X on a rock to sign his name, so how he could write a column is beyond me. This cretin is functionally illiterate.
What a fucking arsehole. This slithery reptile, whose election slogan in 2002 was A lot done, more to do, jumped ship when he realised that the economy was going down the toilet thanks to his stupidity, because of course, it’s perfectly possible to be stupid and cunning at the same time, as Ahern proves to the world.
A moron. This venal, grasping moron, in the pockets of the same property developers who have delivered three generations of Irish people into ruin, is now writing a sports column?
As somebody said to me this evening, Bertie’s column talks about Meath players swarming around the Mayo goal. But not much talk from Bertie about the IMF swarming around the Irish economy.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. What am I saying? Does anyone think this fool is actually writing the column? Are you mad? No sane paper would trust this fool with his own column. The whole thing is written by a fourteen-year-old copyboy, obviously, on the eminently logical principle that at least the 14-year-old can read and write, which is more than you can say for Bertie, the idiot we allowed to crash our economy into a cliff.
This is the fool we elected to run our government, and yes, you did see me saying We, even though I never, ever put my mark next to these eejits in a polling station, but yes, we, as a people, elected this fucking fool. And now here he is again, putting his name to a sports column in a weekly newspaper.
Come on. Gimme a break!
Boycott the fucking rag. Boycott it, or bend over and take your punishment if you don’t, because if you support this shit you deserve everything NAMA is going to do to you.
You deserve the health cuts and the education cuts. You deserve less policing, less security, worse roads, worse public transport.
All these things will come about, to pay for NAMA, and don’t ever forget that it was Bertie Ahern’s stupid gobshite policies that brought the catastrophe down on your head.
Don’t ever forget it: this is the gobshite who caused the current economic catastrophe. Bertie Ahern, The Journalist Corner-Boy.
Go on. Read him, and then pay up happily to bail out the banking fuckers who bought him, body and soul.
Here’s the prick in a box.