Satan or Jesus?

 Posted by on August 15, 2009  Add comments
Aug 152009

Here’s a simple question, and I’m interested in finding out what you think, so please let me know.

If you were organising  a big party — maybe a wedding or a significant birthday or the funeral of a hated but rich relative —  would you hire Jesus or the Devil to play the music?

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    Jesus of course what’s the point inviting the devil to his own party.


    At a wedding in the not too distant past I saw a bunch of well known Limerick musicians deliver a cracking rendition of Princes Sexy Motherfucker,which horrified all the grannies,aunties and hotel staff present.Twas
    excellent.The devil every time Bock.
    The groom played drums.


    The Devil would play as Jesus would turn up with Hanson and The Jonas Brothers – In the words of Bill Hicks at least the devil rocks…


    I think i’d have St.Johns Brass and Reed band.


    Are they with Satan or Jesus?


    Satan playing “Highway to Hell” would be awesome but he would get drunk and trash the stage


    Does Jesus follow that with “Stairway to Heaven”?


    Satan, for sure, can’t abide all that hymnin’ and stuff! I’d like to see him doing a version of ‘Drop kick me Jesus thru the goalposts of life’……..!


    Would have to go for the horny one.
    Billy Connolly thinks Christian Rock is the way to go……not!
    Have a look


    What about the Jehovah’s Brash and Rude Band!


    would have to be Satan. I hear he’s a mean fiddler.

    Never heard anything musical about Jesus. I imagine he’d keep the volume down so no-one would be upset; thereby upsetting everyone in the party.


    Aversion to parties, but compiled a funeral cd once in utter boredom and futility, some sentiment, some memorable, but threw in ” sexual healing ” for the discomfort factor, whereas one of my daughters placed “superfreak ” Rick James as her ” wedding song ” Jesus or Devil, don’t know but i have an idea what it says about us.


    Why even ask?. God was created by ancient people who wanted a reason to believe why they were on Earth. The Devil was created to scare small minded people into toeing the Christian line.

    As Denis Diderot said back in 1571 ” Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”


    Thanks. Very enlightening.


    Beelzeboss – without a doubt…


    read in a bible jesus was put lower then angels.. is jesus a angel to you?
    do you mislead your children and stumble them?


    Neither were musicians, stupid question!


    How do you know that?

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